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Josh

Dance Dance Revolution

About Me

I'm fat, rude, obnoxious, lazy, arrogant, self obssessed, bad tempered, possessive and unfriendly, want to be my friend?
I've managed to successfully negotiate 23 years without having had anyone break one of my bones or attempt to beat me in any sort of serious scrap!!! I spend between 2 and 5 hours a day in my local gym and aim to be ready to compete in the next olympics where i can display my strength and agility and hopefully bring back a medal or two!!! If that doesn't come off i'll be spending my days looking after the puppies i keep in the back of my car and making sure i have plenty of sweets to give out!!!
If i greet you with this face chances are i like you
If i greet you with this face chances are i don't
Musics alright, here are my five favourite little albumettes that i don't listen to anymore!!!
at the driveo cableo mclusko nicko drako eliottoieata
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My Interests

playing banjo in heavy metal band 'careful there with that axe dear boy tetty of the tets'

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Josh's Friend Space
Josh has fackin gay friends.

Gayi Cool

Gayas the european

Gayla Gay the king of the gays (Dicklamat)

Gaydy vespgayscooterremi

Miss Gay Babbala pop de gay

Gayons

Gazorlight the bum feeler

Gaydy Gayry Gayham

Gaymie

Gaysey Ryback

Gaygory Shitsticks

Jam a deer, a female deer, gay, a golden gay of night!!!

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Music:

At the drive-in, cable, mclusky, pink floyd, my bloody valentine, nirvana, the pixies, autolux, nine black alps, help she can't swim, chester road, elliott smith, lowgold, nick drake, jeff buckley, pavement, cream, le neon, simon and garfunkel, ladytron, clor, interpol, we are scientists, sigur ros, air, mogwai, the wedding present, television, jesus and mary chain, the cure, placebo, QOTSA, biffy clyro, smashing pumpkins, the smiths, ...and you will know us by the trail of dead, division of laura lee, the dears, sex pistols, beatles, moody blues, siouxsie and the banshees, early idlewild (before they went gay), ben folds five, syd barrett, art brut, the flaming lips, boards of canada, digitilism, shy child, eighties matchbox b-line disastor, the sunshine underground, tv on the radio, mudhoney, sonic youth, dinosaur jnr., the longcut, joanna newsom, vetiver, the young knives, the vines (despite what everyone says, they're actually really good), kula shaker, EAGLES OF AVIATION!!! radiohead (well ok computer and the odd song off the others) and a whole load more that i can't remember off the top of my yed.

Movies:

Jacobs ladder, The ninth gate, Enemy at the gates, 101 reykjavik, Goodbye Lenin, City of God, Sceince of sleep, Oldboy, A bittersweet life, Lady vengence, sympathy for mr vengeance, a room for romeo brass, this is england, scum, twenty four seven, Fight club, Where eagles dare, Dirty dozen, kelly's heroes, dead mans shoes, lost in translation, Waynes world, dumb and dumber, the royal tenebaums. BROTHERHOOD is the favouritist of all

Books:

I can't read..........(for long)..... but i would definately recommend powder, on the road and fermats last theorem ha!!

My Blog

For no particular reason.....

....and with no particaulr pattern, here's just a bunch of random pictures.  I miss my picture blogs!!!yeah towers!!!!  i wasn't really scared.....honest!! now thats scary!!!! I'm good at dr...
Posted by Josh on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:20:00 PST

Farewell in pictures!!!

me looking for something i dropped, possibly the rest of my beard?greg sporting a vest for his last gig, ermmmmmmmmmmmm GAY!!!!singing 'ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh you fat bastard!!!'contemplating, i do believ...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 08:31:00 PST

the joys of being a kid.....

why do 10p crisps taste so much better than normal ones but you feel the need to eat about 10 packets coz they're so cheap!!!!i swear they never looked like that...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 09:04:00 PST

December

Dodgy december picturessarah stuffing her face on the way to london!!!'on the hair!!! on the hair!!!' looks like gregs clocked itPlaying the astoria!!!Me and a couple of gays that wanted a picture wit...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 03:59:00 PST

Hall and Oates

....legends
Posted by Josh on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 07:56:00 PST

ok.....

....so at blastoff the other night i get stopped on the way out of the toilet by some rather over friendly young man, who enthusiastically talked to me about my jacket for 5-10 minutes.  He was s...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 03:03:00 PST

Today

my little friend greg signed up to myspace
Posted by Josh on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 06:22:00 PST

he thinks he's amazing...

...he's rubbish of course
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thai wives

Today i'm gonna go down the fight cafe and ask andy wal-let if he'll give me the number of thai wives, thinking about getting a mail order wife for my 21st.
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Difficult decisions

After much deliberation, i decided to go with black boxers today
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST