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The Cat called Hell

Ha Ha, charade you are!!

About Me

Happy 'n' Handsome! Where to begin? Still awaiting to crack the states and be crowned King of New York but until then I can be found stoatin' about No Mean City that is Glasgow, avoiding neds, and telling lies to small children and silly gullible adults! - I work in Kelvingrove museum, ya see! Leading the secret double-life of Glasgow's answer to Indiana Jones (I wish! well, I got me a leather jacket, tis a start) And when not doing that, i am draining my brain and those of my friends of all imaginative creative thought either by going to da pics, gigs, drinking or even writing and making our own films! Yes folks, am currently dabbling in making my own movies! Horror ones! oh yeh, i also doodle from time to time!

My Interests

vodka, jack d, tequila n rum!! :P whips, chains & pistacchio ice cream LMAO!!! Well what did ya expect huh? The usual? ok then: duhhh, I like fluffy kittens! with a nice chianti (slrrrp slrrp) Movies of all sorts - too many to list here, deal with it lol. Swords and motorbikes and fast flying things! Easy literature, from Batman to Poe, hehe, cos I aint got time to read (nice little parody of a quote from the classic Predator film there - a gold star to anyone who knows the correct line!)

I'd like to meet:

Medusa - just to see if I could resist peeking!

Music:

anything with more guitar and drums than sanely necessary, or - MY BAND! - DAS BOOT! 'Waking up in Your Own Room in Someone Else's Bed with Das Boot', a magnum opus containing their most listenable works, best never heard. In a time far too long ago to care about, four young lads formed a musical troupe armed with simply a camel coat and a boot! Then, one day, one of them got a guitar and history was made, then conveniently forgotten. Until now! Thanks to the wonders of websites, this unqiue group of artistes can be fondly remembered in pictorial form. Where, and what are they now? Alas every success story is tinged with tragedy: one was sadly lost to a call-centre, another was last seen eating wool with a monkey-boy at a carnival sideshow, the others... well we never really liked them. And perhaps it was all just a strange figment of deranged imagination. Lets hope so.

Movies:

I am big on film & cinema, not just making my own but even watching the efforts of the Spielbergs etc. Thrillers and action for a night in with mates & drinkies. Nice gorey, splatty horror is usually fun! Add Vincent Price for good measure.

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons & Sopranos. There is nothing else in this world of reality gameshows! Grrrrr! Gone are the likes of League of Gentlemen and Father Ted comedies. Ho-hum, just go read a book...

Books:

Aaaaaargh - What are they? Ah, I remember these!! Hey, am an English grad! that's enough to put ya off reading for life! - spent most of my time studying in the bar, like all English students! Aint read anything with interest since I was 12!! Treasure Island still rocks though!!!

Heroes:

Other than me? Umm, fighter pilots, showgirls, Leonardo DaVinci, and of course the Predator has style!!