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Krackers With Cheeze

No no no. I said Drive-THRU, not Drive-BY!!

About Me

If you are looking for some hard hitting rap that speaks to the rough and tumble strife of street life, this is the wrong place to be. What you might hear on this page are topics that your traditional rapper may talk about, but then flipped 180 degrees and and totally molested. That being said, Krackers With Cheeze, the mind behind the scene, has been putting out this brand of Kracker Rap or K-Rap for nearly seven years. Want to know why you never heard it before? Because we have all been afraid to know what the impact on society would be. Ok, not really. It was mostly just laziness. But now we are here and we want to fill your ears with K-Rap. That is right, Krackers With Cheeze will K-Rap in your ears. So join the party and be one of our Home Slices of Cheeze. We are good for a laugh, if nothing else.

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Member Since: 1/4/2007
Band Website: "
Band Members: Kracker McJack: beats, vox and general lameness. Deep Throat: That Deep Deep Voice of Reason. Def Eric: Vocals without syllables.
Influences: The Bloodhound Gang, The Roots, Hansen, Frank Sinatra, Slayer, Limp Bizkit, anything with an accordian.
Sounds Like: Gunshots and screams coming down your street.
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Sharp Tongued Cheddar

I finally solved my computer issues. However, that hasn't solved my lack of new tunes. I apologize. I'm working on some cuts of Cheeze that will hopefully make up for the fact that I have been in a...
Posted by Krackers With Cheeze on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:46:00 PST

Before the Meltdown

I was just watching an E! Hollywood True Story on The Mickey Mouse Club.  I still can't believe how many of those brats became poorly adjusted starlets of Hollywood.  Too bad the producers o...
Posted by Krackers With Cheeze on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:16:00 PST

Bringing the Smoked Guda

I have finally gotten off my lazy ass and produced some new shee-it.  Listen to the track, it is called "Potty Mouth".  It is basically a homage to my 10 year old sense of potty humor. ...
Posted by Krackers With Cheeze on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:36:00 PST

Got My Cheddar On The Down Low

I have had some mad writer's block, but I am about to cut the Cheeze and have some new Slices of KRap ready for everyone's audio pleasure.  Since 95% of my friends don't really exist, it should b...
Posted by Krackers With Cheeze on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:42:00 PST

I know Everyone Is Scared

So much is going on in tha world.  Dick Cheney is under attack in Iraq, another teacher has been arrested for having sex with her students (And other 14-15 year olds) and Yours Truly hasn't shown...
Posted by Krackers With Cheeze on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:36:00 PST

Who Wants to Break 100?

Whoever is the 100th person to view my profile, message me or something.  You are special and deserve recognition.  Since I am too poor to do anything cool, I understand if you actually just...
Posted by Krackers With Cheeze on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:27:00 PST