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Fish

Illusion is the first of all pleasures.

About Me

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I'm probably the most candid liar you will ever meet. I honestly will answer almost any question you ask me. I'm a story-teller by trade and a faker by art. Blessed with a ridiculously good memory and absolutely no ability to recognize people. I can parrot up information that most people would have let slip into their mind's wastebasket. I'm collector of many things, not in the least is useless information. I'm also probably both the most cynical romantic and most pragmatic dreamer ever. In short I think your reading this was futile. I'm probably off doing something interesting and you just read something that barely made any sense at all. Oh well. Isn't life magical? Above is a sample of projects I've worked on, including three projects I have directed.


Your Political Profile


Overall: 5% Conservative, 95% Liberal
Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Aim me @ RemixTheCat.


What is this thing in front of me?
Name: Rion
Birthday: The last day of winter
Birthplace: Morgantown, West Virginia
Current Location: Arlington, Texas
Eye Color: Green Grey
Hair Color: Brunette blondish fuzz
Height: 6ft
Right or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: German Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown Leather Diesels
Your Weakness: Blue colored drinks
Your Fears: Mediocrity
Your Perfect Pizza: Pesto sauce with mozzarella, goat cheese, and grilled tomatoes ...or just cheese.
Your Bedtime: ~2-5am
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Are either that good?
Like Thunderstorms: Very much so
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: sweet tea!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Either
Favorite Animal: Cephalapods or Polypterus...generally aquatic things
How do you want to Die: On film (or video)
Country you want to Visit: New Zealand
Favourite Color: Purple
Favorite Painter: Caspar David Friedrich,Georges Rouault, and Brandon Bird
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Did I mention I have a single transverse palmar crease. I know, isn't that hot?

My Interests

Film-making; narrative, video art, music videos, and a dash of documentary.

Swimming and scuba diving. My dog Wicker (A west highland white terrier). I love sushi.

I also have an unhealthy obsession with my many fish , especially my bichirs, and my snake.

Did I also mention Gossip-mongering?

I'd like to meet:

David Bowie, Dennis Hopper, Oscar Wilde, David Cronenberg, Werner Herzog, Wim Wenders, Christopher Walken, Miranda July, and Karen O.

I wouldn't mind meeting Airen all over again.

Music:


Tom _ Waits David _ Bowie
Skinny _ Puppy Decemberists
Aphex _ Twin Lisa _ Gerrard
Nine _ Inch _ Nails Tori _ Amos
Autechre Cat _ Stevens
Agalloch Lazër
Björk Amon _ Tobin
Venetian _ Snares Beck

Movies:


Dead Ringers Amelie
The Man Who Fell To Earth North by Northwest
The Emperor's New Groove Videodrome
Dead Alive Moulin Rouge!
A Clockwork Orange Ran
The Cabinet Of Doctor Caligari Blade Runner
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Jaws
The Rocky Horror Picture Show Rushmore
Ginger Snaps It Happened One Night
The Ninth Gate Grizzly Man
Me and You and Everyone We Know The Evil Dead (Series)
The Lord Of The Rings (Series) Desperate Living
The Seven Samurai Vertigo
The Incredibles Help!
The Royal Tenenbaums Meet The Feebles
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Don't Look Now

Television:

Books:

Heroes:

Werner Herzog. Stan Winston. Rob Bottin. Rick Baker. KNB. Akira Kurosawa. John Waters. Stan Brakhage. Banksy. Marcel Duchamp. Miranda July. Luis Buñuel

My Blog

your video zen

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Posted by Razorweed Onion on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 12:56:00 PST

new levels of masochism

in a bizarre turn a feature film that has not (and probably will not now) been released in theaters has debuted on google video. There have been direct to video films for a long time but direct to onl...
Posted by Razorweed Onion on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:02:00 PST

whats going on

Last night at work some kid snuck into our employees only backroom and locked himself in the bathroom to hide from his mother. I heard the door open and shut and came out to look around the back hall....
Posted by Razorweed Onion on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:19:00 PST

ta da!

I've been hired on to work as an Art Director for my very first feature film! It will shoot for five weeks starting monday!Also I got the Aquarium store job and I start there as soon as I finish with ...
Posted by Razorweed Onion on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:08:00 PST

I swear!

My amazing update is coming tonight! It is finalized!
Posted by Razorweed Onion on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:51:00 PST

omgwtf

expect major news from me, today.
Posted by Razorweed Onion on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:12:00 PST

sick means

I spent the better part of monday night vomiting my guts out. I would like to blame that on Atlanta Bread Company but that wouldnt explain my dizziness or fever symptoms that would follow.I woke up tu...
Posted by Razorweed Onion on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:41:00 PST

where it stands

There is an ice storm in DFW. I think there is at least. Other than a tiny bit of ice on the plants outside. It is just cold and unpleasant. Mostly just because people in Texas dont ever see snow, eve...
Posted by Razorweed Onion on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 11:10:00 PST

plush safe

Even though this was the fourth time I have seen it, each subsequent viewing of Basquiat has been as rewarding, if not more so, than the first. I really love this movie. Not just because many, many ac...
Posted by Razorweed Onion on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 11:07:00 PST

The Descent

Was gloriously unpleasant. I really liked it.I so want to make Airen watch it even if I will have to stay over with her for a week.I really wonder how much they had to cut to get this an R rating beca...
Posted by Razorweed Onion on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:31:00 PST