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t.s. nuggins

i have to stop talking SHIT about JESUS!!!

About Me

i am a god fearing republican from the lone star state, i hate liberals, minoritys, and gun control... instead of using curse words i say "bless"(ex. "hey home-slice, why don't you go "bless" yourself!"), i also eat red meat three times a day... and help the elderly as much as i can while stealing money from them... and lastly i drink the blood of the innocent, while hiding behind the shrowd of organized religion.please BE my friEND...
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: t.s. nuggins
Birthday: 10-18-1984
Birthplace: dallas, tx
Current Location: work
Eye Color: poop color
Hair Color: wesley snipes black?
Height: tall enough to ride a roller coaster
Right Handed or Left Handed: right footed
Your Heritage: mexican and jewish
The Shoes You Wore Today: daniel's old shoes
Your Weakness: little boys
Your Fears: spiders, milk, people brushing there teeth in front of me
Your Perfect Pizza: cheap...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: none...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: kill yourself...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why?!?
Your Best Physical Feature: my pants...
Your Bedtime: whenever i want... but no later than 10 pm !
Your Most Missed Memory: i won't share that...
Pepsi or Coke: beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: beer
Single or Group Dates: i don't care...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: beer
Chocolate or Vanilla: beer
Cappuccino or Coffee: beer
Do you Smoke: not really...
Do you Swear: only at the dinner table...
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: no
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: maybe...
Do you belive in yourself: no
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i walk...
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: beer
Do you get along with your Parents: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes... a little to much
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: everyday...
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: my mom bought me ice cream...does that count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: my mom said she would never take me for ice cream again!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only people's souls
Ever been Drunk: every day
Ever been called a Tease: all the time...no.
Ever been Beaten up: everyday...
Ever Shoplifted: not really
How do you want to Die: i want to be assassinated
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a fire truck...
What country would you most like to Visit: i don't think it would be a good idea to leave my parents house...ever.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown...
Favourite Hair Color: brown or black...
Short or Long Hair: does'nt matter...
Height: a little bit shorter than me...
Weight: i don't care...
Best Clothing Style: i don't care...
Number of Drugs I have taken: today?
Number of CDs I own: too many...
Number of Piercings: i am scared of needles
Number of Tattoos: i am scared of needles
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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My Interests

i am curently interested in... dinosaurs!

I'd like to meet:

topol ( the guy from "FIDDLER ON THE ROOF")... and... nope, just Topol.

Music:

tom waits, the band, r.l. burnside, junior kimbrough, nick cave & the bad seeds, bob dylan, robert johnson, son house, john lee hooker, john hammond, eric clapton, cream, van morrison, wilco, spoon, ugly cassanova, rolling stones, the beatles and many many more...

Movies:

(in no particular order) once upon a time in the west the wild bunch straw dogs pat garett & billy the kid bring me the head of alfredo garcia cross of iron the searchers cool hand luke coming home mccabe & ms.miller the right stuff papillion the getaway butch cassidy & the sundance kid down by law stranger than paradise dead man the last waltz high noon this so called disaster fog of war the thin blue line gates of heaven the propostion the three burials of melquides estrada dead ringers husbands my voyage to italy branded to kill ran z mand many more that i can't think of...

Television:

I feel that "teleivision" is a worthless box of cables, and glass tubes that is corrupting the fragile minds of our generation, warping us into mindless atomitons with out the capasity of rational thought... but arrested developement is not so bad.

Books:

i am curently reading an instructional handbook for my instructional handbooking class...yeah. I'm illiterate.

Heroes:

sam pekinpah, tom waits, john huston...and t-rex

My Blog

you say tomato, i say no thanks...

i just thought the title of this blog was funny... i actually have nothing to say. i apologize for wasting your time. 
Posted by t.s. nuggins on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:02:00 PST

the nutritional upsides to eating a five pound bag of CANDY CORN...

none. -nuggins
Posted by t.s. nuggins on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BILLY d. is a friend to me...

i will never call BILLY d. WILLIAMS, a.k.a. LANDO CALRISIEAN an asshole again... why? because... it was not his fault that HAN SOLO was frozen in carbonate! it was not his fault that luke got his h...
Posted by t.s. nuggins on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TOM: do not read this!!!

if i erase TOM from my FRIENdS list will i unmake the WORLD, and be KICKED out of PARADISE???
Posted by t.s. nuggins on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oh OPRAH OPRAH OPRAH!!!

Is it just me or is OPRAH the FUCKING ANTI- CHRIST?!? OPRAH is winning over the hearts and minds of millions one dollar at a time... taking our souls... our dignity...my virginity! she is starting an...
Posted by t.s. nuggins on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MY therories on TIME TRAVEL!

if you walk BACKWARDS into the FUTURE, you get the FULL effect... RIGHT???
Posted by t.s. nuggins on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NONE

aim at the eyes of GOMA...
Posted by t.s. nuggins on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SO I SAYS...

today while walking around i came across a man with a cape and he says to me, "WHY DO YOU SUCK ASS AT LIFE!!!"... after a long while of pondering what to says to such a question... i says to him, " i...
Posted by t.s. nuggins on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the BEER MUG chronicals...

For 50 years i have studied and followed the elusive BEER MUG... i have observed it in it's natural habitat, i have seen it's sleeping patterns, it's diet... now at the hour of my PASSING i have com...
Posted by t.s. nuggins on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

RancH DreSSIng...

FUN FACT: DID you KNOW that 75% of all girls bettween the ages of 18- 25 enjoy the taste of ranch Dressing, over any other taste... so does that mean i get extra points if my arm pitts smel...
Posted by t.s. nuggins on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST