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Whack-a-mole.Seriously, have you ever played it? It's the TITS! Any excuse to bludgeon a small rodent to death, even a reasonable facsimile thereof, is fine by me.
I'd like to meet myself, 30 years from now. Then he could tell me what my problem is, so I'll finally have an answer for all those people that ask me that on a daily basis.
I started my own band. We're called The Drug Addicts, and none of us can play an instrument. Stay tuned for our debut album, it should be ready this fall. That is, if any of us can graduate from rehab.
I like lots of movies; too many to name. So I won't. Except for Ernest Scared Stupid. That's like the greatest movie that I ever saw in the 3rd grade. "Kiss my bumper boogerlips!"
I don't have t.v. right now because I was watching Jaws the other day and tried to save that lady from the shark. That was the sharpest water I ever felt!
I read all the time. I just finished reading the back of the Right Guard deodorant bottle at my dad's house. He only had to help me with the really big words, and the other one's I just sounded out. I look forward to reading the entire backside of the Cracklin' Oat Bran box next time I'm over there.
I would like to meet Robocop. I would REALLY like to meet Robocop. Sometimes when I'm feeling sad and lonely I think about Robocop, and all the things he did for me, like dying on the cross and returning to life 40 days and 40 nights later in a boat on top of a mountain where he broke Genghis Khan's neck and then flew backwards around the world to go back in time so that he could give his only begotten son and tear a piece of tissue paper in half so that my sins would be forgiven and I could go to college when I die and hang out with Elvis in English class and we'd both get A's!