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"Nazis, I hate these guys"

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About Me

My name is Eric, and I talk too much. My mom tells me that I'm handsome, but I think she's just trying to get me to ask her out. If you had met my mom, you would understand why I don't visit her anymore. I have lots of friends, and most of them I hate. I just can't seem to stop scratching my head, and my doctor says if I don't then the lice will eat my brain. Fat chance!

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My Interests

Whack-a-mole.Seriously, have you ever played it? It's the TITS! Any excuse to bludgeon a small rodent to death, even a reasonable facsimile thereof, is fine by me.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet myself, 30 years from now. Then he could tell me what my problem is, so I'll finally have an answer for all those people that ask me that on a daily basis.

Music:

I started my own band. We're called The Drug Addicts, and none of us can play an instrument. Stay tuned for our debut album, it should be ready this fall. That is, if any of us can graduate from rehab.

Movies:

I like lots of movies; too many to name. So I won't. Except for Ernest Scared Stupid. That's like the greatest movie that I ever saw in the 3rd grade. "Kiss my bumper boogerlips!"

Television:

I don't have t.v. right now because I was watching Jaws the other day and tried to save that lady from the shark. That was the sharpest water I ever felt!

Books:

I read all the time. I just finished reading the back of the Right Guard deodorant bottle at my dad's house. He only had to help me with the really big words, and the other one's I just sounded out. I look forward to reading the entire backside of the Cracklin' Oat Bran box next time I'm over there.

Heroes:

I would like to meet Robocop. I would REALLY like to meet Robocop. Sometimes when I'm feeling sad and lonely I think about Robocop, and all the things he did for me, like dying on the cross and returning to life 40 days and 40 nights later in a boat on top of a mountain where he broke Genghis Khan's neck and then flew backwards around the world to go back in time so that he could give his only begotten son and tear a piece of tissue paper in half so that my sins would be forgiven and I could go to college when I die and hang out with Elvis in English class and we'd both get A's!

My Blog

"I’m Winston Wolfe. I solve problems."Round 17!

Happy Happy Everywhere! So let's please not see you frown at society or its dregs. If we see your lip turned down, we'll as likely break your legs! And if you protest, as we've said, then you'll most...
Posted by "Nazis, I hate these guys" on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 02:06:00 PST

"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" Round 16!

The Grime I do not wish these things to be, I only speak on that which I see. The Grime! The Grime! It's everywhere! It's slick on my skin and oily in my hair. It's caked on my teeth and thick in m...
Posted by "Nazis, I hate these guys" on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 01:56:00 PST

"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis" -Round 15!

I ate an elephant today. I ate it, every bit! I ate it in a special way, One bite, from tip to tip! And ever since that pachyderm, had by my stomach been contested, my insides writhe and shake and sq...
Posted by "Nazis, I hate these guys" on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 04:15:00 PST

"Great kid, don’t get cocky!" -Round 14

I am a bagel, and I am best toasted. I am a bagel; serve me with cream cheese. I am a bagel; the best ever boasted. I am a bagel. Now devour me -please!
Posted by "Nazis, I hate these guys" on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 04:01:00 PST

"Hey, you’ve got something on your face." -Round 13

More Shite Please go away Please go away Please please please go away! Why must you stay? All night and day! Please please please go away! No peace, I say! Although I pray, Please please please go ...
Posted by "Nazis, I hate these guys" on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:51:00 PST

"Nothing shocks me...Im a scientist." -Round 12.

My tribute to emo-fags. -You all suck -Yes you're weak, physically, spiritually, emotionally, and all that other happy horse crap. -And yes, no one cares. -I hope you get AIDS. I lie here in the dar...
Posted by "Nazis, I hate these guys" on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:43:00 PST

"Hail to the king, baby." - round 11

Hey hey, smoke everyday--------- smoke away welcomes decay -the fleshy sway (bodies flay) minds won't stay... ends one's day. smoke away!
Posted by "Nazis, I hate these guys" on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:06:00 PST

"Dead or alive you're coming with me."Round 10!

Happiness is hard to find,If in fact you're sound of mind.However, if you're dumb as sin,then happiness comes flowing in.And every day, like a parade,joy you'll find is fast and staid.But if you find ...
Posted by "Nazis, I hate these guys" on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:51:00 PST

"No one can eat 50 eggs." Round 9!

Mary Walker, what a talker! That dumb old gal, one could not stop her.                        &nb...
Posted by "Nazis, I hate these guys" on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:27:00 PST

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." Round 8!

What a marvelous thing that love must be.To make all these men do these peculiar things.I want to learn to see, these visions they see.I want my heart to soar, an eagle upon wings.I want my chest to a...
Posted by "Nazis, I hate these guys" on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 07:51:00 PST