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Tyson

If you get any closer, I'll pee on your leg.

About Me

I'm Tyson. You know me once you've met me. I kind of grow on you quickly.

My Interests

Slami, ham, bacon, bones, Alpo, Swiss and American cheeses, cats and my own butt.

I'd like to meet:

Mr. Slami. Mommy says he's the guy who makes all the fine sausages...

Music:

Red Hot Chilli Peppers and Appenzeller Örgeli music.

Movies:

Best in Show

Television:

Eukaneuba world championship

Books:

Marley&Me

Heroes:

Marley

My Blog

Healthy sausages

Let's straighten this argument out once and for all. There IS such as thing as a HEALTHY sausage! I know it. I would love to eat it on a daily basis because HEALTHY sausages are good for Tysons.&...
Posted by Tyson on Tue, 08 May 2007 08:12:00 PST

German sausages and other goodies

I received a German sausage from Texas last night. Of course, I had to eat it immediately and place some more of that delicious stuff on my 2007 Christmas List order. Yes, for all of you who wonder, I...
Posted by Tyson on Mon, 07 May 2007 06:10:00 PST

yesterday Daddy said...

.. that I was a loudmouth! It was completely unfair, and I know that he will deny it to the tooth. I don't really know what "to the tooth" means, but I don't care. He will not stand up for the truth, ...
Posted by Tyson on Tue, 01 May 2007 07:27:00 PST

When I got sick in Slovenia

While I was in Austria, my Auntie D., chauffeured me and Mommy all over the place so that Mommy could continue with her favorite sports, which is chocolate-try-outs. For all of you who do not know wha...
Posted by Tyson on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 11:14:00 PST

To all my hard-core fans

To all of you Tyson-addicts, who cannot live without a weekly dose of TyTack wisdom, don't let Daddy fool you. In other words, don't believe him when he tells you that I was not really in Sw...
Posted by Tyson on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:38:00 PST

Let me tell ya...

Europe was hot! In all ways possible. There is hardly any mutt running around there. Everybody is pure-bred. Preferably with an ancient heritage. And people let their dogs run loose without a leash. ...
Posted by Tyson on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:38:00 PST

I'm BAAAACK!

Hey guys, I'm back home. My trip to Europe was great. Even though I was about to hand my ticket over to Stampy (it would have been a 'good-riddance-trip' for Mr. Stanley who happens to eat out of my f...
Posted by Tyson on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:13:00 PST

Travel fever

As you may have realized, I'm a little nervous about my big trip. It's the first time for me, you must know. Even though I believe Mommy when she says she has flown several times already and there is ...
Posted by Tyson on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 03:17:00 PST

Snakes and other insects

There are going to be snakes on that plane! I just know it. I fought with a six-footer out in the backyard 15 minutes ago. Gin Gin was barking at something, and I ran over to see and nearly stepped on...
Posted by Tyson on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 03:13:00 PST

flying calculations

I was just calculating on my alarm clock how a plane keeps staying in the air. You may ask how I do such a thing. It's simple. You go to the up and down arrows, and get the am in. Then you enter the t...
Posted by Tyson on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:06:00 PST