Aside from an insatiable craving for all things pornographic, we love to drink, smoke, party, gamble, get stoned, break shit, drive fast, eat burritos, pass out, wake up, and do it all over again. If there is a vice, we're into it.
I'd like to meet:
Life is all about connections and that's what we're here for. Naturally, we want to meet similar minded people who share in our love of all things perverted and deviant. Face facts my friend, you watch porn, you love porn, your ears perk up whenever you hear the word porn, so embrace it! Trust us, you want to be our friend. Anyone who adds us as a friend will receive a promo code for 10 FREE downloads. We promise there are no hidden charges or any other shady shit like that. We just want to give anyone who desires to check it out a free pass to do so.
Music:
Thankfully, porn is not our only window into the world of music. If it was, we'd be in a really bad way. As it stands, our combined tastes cover the entire music spectrum. It all depends on the mood.
Movies:
They're what we do! Each title in our library is painstakingly reviewed in house by our staff. We know our porn, and know quality when we see it. Our reviews tell you exactly what you need to know in order to help you find the title that best fits what you're into. Why waste your time scrolling through thousands of titles, and taking a gamble on what you might get. Don't waste your money on shitty porn. Our reviewers' job is to wade through the cum filled sea for you.
Television:
As we've been working 14 hour days for the last few months to get this site up, we haven't had much opportunity to watch TV. However, we never miss House, Deadwood, or the UFC. Other than that, we catch the news channels and Sportscenter whenever possible.
Books:
If there's no pictures of naked people, we really don't care. Though, it's rumored that some of us have big time college degrees that involved a lot of reading. We have since traded our blazers and button downs for t-shirts and pussy.
Heroes:
Our list is long and distinguished, but we're too afraid to leave anyone out here. Check out the site, you'll be able to tell very quickly who we admire.
