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Marcus Von Carcass

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About Me

"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?"-betelgeuse

My Interests

Playing bass for From Dissension, music, sleeping, rocking out, watching movies, hanging out with friends, drinking, concerts, porn, writing, ps2, not being outside, working out, photography, true crime, discovering new music, playing with my food, grossing people out, grossing people out while i play with my food.

I'd like to meet:

Trent Reznor, Jack Nicholson, Hannibal Lector (if not fictional), Maynard James Keenan, Jason Newsted, Jim Carrey, Dave Chappelle, Charles Manson, Will Farrel, Dane Cook, Jon Lovitz, Ozzy, Myself at like 10 years old, Rob Zombie (from Director stand-point), Michael Keaton, Tim Burton, Danny Elfman, Roger Waters, G.G. Allin
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Music:

PanterA, Slayer, Cradle Of Flith, Dimmu Borgir, BILE, Cattle Decapitation, Kreator, Cannibal Corpse, Venom, NIN, HEAVENSHALLBURN, SYL, Iron Maiden, Manson, Impaled Nazarene, Pig Destroyer, Mindless Self Indulgence, Dark Throne, Ministry, Six Feet Under, Danzig, Old Mans Child, Borknagar, Misfits, Arch Enemy, As I Lay Dying, Slipknot, Dying Fetus, Carcass, God Dethroned, Fear Factory, STP, Testament, Ozzy, 3 Inches Of Blood, Behemoth, Nile, retch, Nevermore, Burn the Priest, Lamb Of God, TOOL, Devil Driver, Chimaira, Anthrax, Skinless, Neurosis, American Head Charge, BLS, Pink Floyd, Immortal, GWAR, Static-X, System Of A Down, Queensryche, The Haunted, Mastodon, The Black Dahilia Murder, Motley Crue, Motorhead, Obituary, All That Remains, Mortician, Acid Bath, Gorerotted, Mnemic, Razed In Black, Rammstein, Morbid Angel, The Tea Party, Meshuggah, Combichrist, Emperor, Orgin, Necrophagia, Cephalic Carnage, Hypocrisy, Soulfly, Cliteater, Haemorrhage, Corpsefucking Art, Skinny Puppy, Vital Remains, WASP, Into Eternity, Beneath The Massacre, Through The Eyes Of The Dead

Movies:

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Shining, Puppet Master (1-3), Zombie, Dawn of the Dead (both versions), Terror Firmer, Being John Malcovich, Vanilla Sky, Se7en, Poltergeist, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, One flew over the cookoos nest, The Pianist, Spinal Tap, Childs Play, Halloween, Hellraiser (1&2), Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, SAW, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Silence of the Lambs,Uncle Buck, The Wall, Batman and Batman Returns, Shaun Of the Dead, Wedding Crashers, Brothers Keeper, Army of Darkness, High Tension, Clerks 2, Tenacious D: The Pick Of Destiny, BORAT

Television:

Seinfeld, Family Guy, Simpsons, Headbangers Ball, Biography, Behind the Music, Ren and Stimpy, The Critic, Scrubs, Gene Simmons:Family Jewels, Rockos Modern Life, The Cathouse, Carnivale, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Nip/Tuck

Heroes:

Leatherface, Jack Nicholson, Lemmy, Ed Gein, Jason Newsted, Alex Webster, DIO, Randy Spears, Ozzy.

My Blog

T minus 26 more days

so the band has a nice little show coming up called PROJECT INDEPENDENT.it is being held on october 27th @ The Chameleon Club in Lancaster, PA. IT IS ALL AGE!tickets for the show from me (or the band)...
Posted by Marcus Von Carcass on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:16:00 PST

"im kind of a big deal, people know me..."

My band FROM DISSENSION performing "HEALING HATE" @ Croc.Rock in Allentown, PA.Im second from the right playing bass...and melting your face!...
Posted by Marcus Von Carcass on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:32:00 PST

m to the c wants to make an announcement

i'm pregnanti know this is a schocl to youq4g  lallh6y but i want ou to know i'm wqith childand the fatherthe mohymtheryou ask?? xltake ]a guess,ith a cpomkeentu6ywcomment me  who do yo...
Posted by Marcus Von Carcass on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:29:00 PST

fuck shit whore!

haha. im drumk. i did a HURE line of southern comfort and im done. fuckin shit hwhore bithis  sunglasses. wjhore fucking shit ahhhhhhh dco math ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhf8cwhore don...
Posted by Marcus Von Carcass on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:57:00 PST

Come, Be Apart of the Dissension.

alright fans. From Dissension needs you all. for all of you 21+ come check us out at Gulliftys Underground in Camphill this saturday (the 5th). We are apart of the nation wide tour called Project Inde...
Posted by Marcus Von Carcass on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:56:00 PST

bones, satan, and a new champion.

well well well. what a great way to bring in 2007. as you can see by my default picture, i am the current NDA champion. yes, i will admit i was out the first round of the contest. keeney did win. but ...
Posted by Marcus Von Carcass on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:34:00 PST

if this isn't me, you don't know me at all.

                               JanuaryStubborn and hard-hearte...
Posted by Marcus Von Carcass on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 10:59:00 PST

hell on earth....or just a really nice day?

is it too nice a day out for it being january? i saw people walking around in sandals and shorts. come on now. keep in mind i still love the miserable cold, rainy, grey skies kind of days. but its fr...
Posted by Marcus Von Carcass on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 10:51:00 PST

i would love to see this happen.

ok everyone, with long drawn out fights with friends. its time to end this once and for all. BATMAN Vs. SUPERMAN WHO WOULD WIN?...batman of course. here are a few other match ups i would love to hear ...
Posted by Marcus Von Carcass on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:27:00 PST

shits and giggles

so today at work we were listening to this cuntry station (yes, i realize i spelled country without the O...family guy reference...anyone?..anyone?) on XM radio. it actually made me want to go out&nbs...
Posted by Marcus Von Carcass on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 05:28:00 PST