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I’ve learned that the decisions you make as a teenager will follow you throughout your life, so choose with your brain and not your hormones.
I’ve learned that men don’t put things where they belong.
I’ve learned that following a recipe in a cookbook sometimes doesn’t turn out as well as making up your own.
I’ve learned that newspapers and Windex are the best way to clean windows and mirrors.
I’ve learned what an inference question is from my second grade son.
I’ve also learned from him that Pluto is no longer considered a planet in our solar system but a dwarf planet along with Eris and Ceres. So much for “My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas”…
I’ve learned that being a mother you will get peed on, pooped on, puked on, and sometimes all three and all at the same time.
I’ve learned that I think I’m always right.
I’ve learned that when your children are sick it is more comforting to be their mom than the medicine will ever be.
I’ve learned that arguments come and go and that it’s a healthy to have a shouting battle every once in awhile.
I’ve learned that breastfeeding is the best way to get saggy boobs.
I’ve learned that sleep depravation can be a fun thing.
I’ve learned that good food really is the way to a man’s heart.
I’ve learned that being a Team Mom for little league is more difficult and time consuming than I could’ve ever imagined.
I’ve learned that if you don’t put laundry away right after it’s washed and dried, it will sit in its basket for at least a week.
I’ve learned that it’s okay to shut the door to a messy bedroom.
I’ve learned that the day you have a baby, the next day you wake up and he’s almost 8 years old.
I’ve learned that the little dust fuzzies that float around in a ray of sunshine are not magical fairies. But I still like to think that they are.
I’ve learned that childbirth is goes much smoother if you have an epidural.
I’ve learned that growing up without a father has made me realize how import the role of a father actually is.
I’ve learned that sleep is overrated. And coffee is amazing!
I’ve learned that a true friend will always be there to talk to. No matter what time of day or night it is or what kind of problem you have. They will always listen.
I’ve also learned that my fiancé really is my best friend.
I’ve learned that having a family to take care of is true happiness.
I’ve learned that no matter how bad my day is going, when my children smile it always makes it better.
I’ve learned that having adult responsibilities are tough, so when you’re a kid… BE A KID! You have plenty of years ahead to grow up!
I’ve learned that Inlaws are not always Outlaws but sometimes your best friends.
I’ve learned that dog slobber and Jim Beam are evil things.
I’ve learned that when you have something bitchy to say, your best bet is to just say it and get it over with or you’ll dwell on it forever.
I’ve learned that these are all of my opinions and I like my opinions and if you don’t well that’s fine because I really don’t care if you disagree with me anyways 