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Vic-Vic-Victorious

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I am so kewl! I love fun And I'm a huge sportz fan

My Interests

I volunteer at a teen center-this is my name tag I enjoy preforming as my alias Chris Gaines, drawing naked pictures of Zach Braff, crying in the shower, rubbing my mom's feet, and trying not to get eaten by that Morlock that lives in my building's laundry room

I'd like to meet:

Macaulay Culkin (If angels had faces...) Dance buddies, Coolio, free stuff, myself in 10 years, Scott Bacula, a chimpanzee with Scott Bacula's brain, someone who can deleted my liabrary fines, a size 16 gold lame.. jumpsuit with bat wings, shoes with good arch support,and someone who can fix all of Caroline's problems.Oh, and the total stud who wrote this: "Hey, Girl with the gunt and the capri pants Keep that shirt on while I bang you. I want to feel the terror that a field mouse feels in the final moments of his life as i climax." about this: in the Viceland message boards. what's a gunt? Is it like a gump?

Music:

Anglophiliac. Just fell completely in love with Erlend Oye Though, my heart and soul formed around Klaus and where would we be without bowie? BONUS ROUND! Can you spot me in this Gossip video? I'll give you a hint, I'm a really good dancer. I think we're all really good dancers.

Television:

From Ladette to Lady,The Pick Up Artist, Girlfriends, Reno 911, Human Giant, The Whitest Kids You Know, The New Adventures of Old Christine, Extras (holy shit, you have to see the episode with Harry Potter!) and duh, my girl V-Mars5{5" height="350" .. Duh.

Books:

I like retro lady boooooooooooks like Fear of Flying, the entire if ever repetative works of Jaqueline Susann, fine Bowie obsessee literature Backstage Passes & Christianne F., My Son Divine, My Face For the World To See, The Secret History, The Picture of Dorian Gray, State By State by The State, I'm The One That I Want, and the significantly least popular Dale Carnegie book "How To Alienate Friends And Fuck Gay People".

Heroes:

Beth Ditto. Runners up include: the dutch woman who handcuffed herself to Hugh Grant, Klaus Nomi, David Bowie, Heather Lawless, Chelsea Peretti, Thomas Lennon, Shownali Bowmik, Andrea Rosen, Eugene Mirman, Iggy Pop, Kim Warnick, Edina and Patsy, Kelly O, Tara Thomas, Marcus Wilson, David Latimer, David Byslie, Marge, Keehnan Hoolihan, Erlend Oye, Katie Davies, Amy Sedaris, Angela Bowie, Bette Midler, Stevie Nicks, Joan Jett, Chrissie Hyne, David Byrne, Tina Weymouth, Jonathan Richman, Uncle Joe, gypsy punk hottie/my future mail order husband Eugene Hutz: (You know he eats it like you're the last scrap of rations during the cold war! If I had his skill I'd so be a dyke!) Oh, and as of his "This is for laughing at me when I went to see the Dream Girls" comment, MARVIN!!!

My Blog

Boob there it is!

For those of yous guys who've always wanted to see Maggie Gyllenhaal's boobs spare yourself the agony that is watching Sherry Baby, and objectify this motherfuckers!...
Posted by Vic-Vic-Victorious on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:14:00 PST

There's something fishy and for once it's not my twat

  I think that's because frozen fish has officially ruined m y weekend. I was at the Quief F C and unfortunately decided that a lovely addition to my evening of lying-the-dick-low-for-the-first-t...
Posted by Vic-Vic-Victorious on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:28:00 PST

Gypsy Curse on Clooney's pets!

In the past year he's lost a bull dog and a pig...from the dreaded gypsy curse of AULD AGE!!!Why else would an 18 year old pig keel over? It was living a better life than most of us, observe:http://ww...
Posted by Vic-Vic-Victorious on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:21:00 PST

Bimbo’s waitress, you so femme!

I am so handsome a girl bought me a rose.Then called me handsome. WTF? Am I soft butch and no one told me?
Posted by Vic-Vic-Victorious on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:27:00 PST

I'm sorry I can't talk right now...I'M DOING YOUR DAD

So, this weekend I tried to combat some, "well that's not what your MOMMA SAID LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS FUCKING HER" digs with "yeah well, sorry I didn't answer the phone last night... I WAS TOO BUSY FU...
Posted by Vic-Vic-Victorious on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:54:00 PST

Ingredients for a pitty party

Another Saturday Night-Cat StevensThe Truth Doesn't Make a Noise-The White StripesLittle Boxes-Malvina ReynoldsI Can't Take It-Teagan and SaraPLUS+= Looks like it's time for me to go sassy pin shoppin...
Posted by Vic-Vic-Victorious on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 12:18:00 PST

NOTICE: RATE INCREASE IN EFFECT

This summer sucks, not only is my ass so sweaty from the heat that I slide off the toilet any time I have to make a deposit, but the price of getting laid has gone up-but just for me! Ive found out t...
Posted by Vic-Vic-Victorious on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:09:00 PST

I'm on planet Veronica Mars

I am really jazzed about V-Mars, and after a 36 hour 25 episode marathon I have come to the conclusion that it has an excellent balance of humor, plot twists, obscure celebrity guests, and Kirsten Bel...
Posted by Vic-Vic-Victorious on Sun, 07 May 2006 04:19:00 PST

I did it! I did something!

I had a really awesome latte today, and it fired up my asshole enough to squirt this out. Could italian coffee be the cure for my unproductive spree?...
Posted by Vic-Vic-Victorious on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 07:01:00 PST

I did it! I did something!

I had a really awesome latte today, and it fired up my asshole enough to squirt this out. Could italian coffee be the cure for my unproductive spree?...
Posted by Vic-Vic-Victorious on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 07:37:00 PST