I volunteer at a teen center-this is my name tag I enjoy preforming as my alias Chris Gaines, drawing naked pictures of Zach Braff, crying in the shower, rubbing my mom's feet, and trying not to get eaten by that Morlock that lives in my building's laundry room
Macaulay Culkin (If angels had faces...) Dance buddies, Coolio, free stuff, myself in 10 years, Scott Bacula, a chimpanzee with Scott Bacula's brain, someone who can deleted my liabrary fines, a size 16 gold lame.. jumpsuit with bat wings, shoes with good arch support,and someone who can fix all of Caroline's problems.Oh, and the total stud who wrote this: "Hey, Girl with the gunt and the capri pants Keep that shirt on while I bang you. I want to feel the terror that a field mouse feels in the final moments of his life as i climax." about this: in the Viceland message boards. what's a gunt? Is it like a gump?
Anglophiliac. Just fell completely in love with Erlend Oye Though, my heart and soul formed around Klaus and where would we be without bowie? BONUS ROUND! Can you spot me in this Gossip video? I'll give you a hint, I'm a really good dancer. I think we're all really good dancers.
From Ladette to Lady,The Pick Up Artist, Girlfriends, Reno 911, Human Giant, The Whitest Kids You Know, The New Adventures of Old Christine, Extras (holy shit, you have to see the episode with Harry Potter!) and duh, my girl V-Mars5{5" height="350" .. Duh.
I like retro lady boooooooooooks like Fear of Flying, the entire if ever repetative works of Jaqueline Susann, fine Bowie obsessee literature Backstage Passes & Christianne F., My Son Divine, My Face For the World To See, The Secret History, The Picture of Dorian Gray, State By State by The State, I'm The One That I Want, and the significantly least popular Dale Carnegie book "How To Alienate Friends And Fuck Gay People".
Beth Ditto. Runners up include: the dutch woman who handcuffed herself to Hugh Grant, Klaus Nomi, David Bowie, Heather Lawless, Chelsea Peretti, Thomas Lennon, Shownali Bowmik, Andrea Rosen, Eugene Mirman, Iggy Pop, Kim Warnick, Edina and Patsy, Kelly O, Tara Thomas, Marcus Wilson, David Latimer, David Byslie, Marge, Keehnan Hoolihan, Erlend Oye, Katie Davies, Amy Sedaris, Angela Bowie, Bette Midler, Stevie Nicks, Joan Jett, Chrissie Hyne, David Byrne, Tina Weymouth, Jonathan Richman, Uncle Joe, gypsy punk hottie/my future mail order husband Eugene Hutz: (You know he eats it like you're the last scrap of rations during the cold war! If I had his skill I'd so be a dyke!) Oh, and as of his "This is for laughing at me when I went to see the Dream Girls" comment, MARVIN!!!