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Zabowski

Can anyone tell me how to get a $500 MACY'S GIFT CARD? I'm just BURNING to know. And where do I get

About Me

Check out my Richard Nixon's nose impression! It's pretty good.
I also write stuff. My piece in National Lampoon's Not Fit For Print is now out in stores. I will write for you, too. Give me a job, I promise you will love it. Saucy stuff! And then listen to Theme Party , Fridays 9-11 PST on www.killradio.org. I'm in Kid Moxie , too, playing synths and electric violin. Oh look, our album's out on iTunes, go buy it pleez.

I take photos. I have a friend who contends that photography isn't art. That's fine, pseudo-artists get paid more.
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Thanks for the fonts, Garamond.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

People with the sense of humor and maturity of a 12 year old boy, just like me. We will get along swimmingly.
Kurt is gone! Beautiful Kurt. So wonderful. Thank you, Kurt V.

Music:

The cool kids of 2007 are hooked on Velvet Underground, but what about the Brocade Underground?

Movies:

Children of Men gave me faith in filmmaking again.
Help!, O Lucky Man!, The Knack...And How to Get It, Singin' in the Rain, The Magic Christian, Georgy Girl, Royal Flash, Goodbye Lenin!, any movie with James Cagney in it, Brazil, The Tenant, Joe Versus the Volcano, Underground, The Beat that my Heart Skipped, The Hudsucker Proxy, Kiss the Girls and Make Them Die, 1930's/40's boxing movies.

Books:

Bluebeard, The Sirens of Titan, anything by Kurt Vonnegut for that matter, Lucky Jim, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, Ham on Rye, Post Office, Martin Chuzzlewit, the writings of Terry Southern for certain amorous moods, Don Quixote, the Paderewski biography by Adam Zamoyski, Switch Bitch and all the saucy Roald Dahl stories.
This is my favorite passage in all of the Harry Potter books: Don't let that thing out! Ron said, but too late; Crookshanks leapt lightly from the basket, stretched, yawned, and sprang onto Ron's knees; the lump in Ron's pocket quivered and he shoved Crookshanks angrily away. Wait, what are they talking about?

My Blog

My trip to the Alcove

I went to pick up food at the Alcove for the first time last night, and I realized that this place is the most insidious melding of America's two most annoying social groups: hipsters and yuppies.&nbs...
Posted by Zabowski on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:26:00 PST

Cheap

They've removed some of the peanuts from a Snickers bar.  I can tell, I've had a few Snickers bars lately.  This is a cheap society we live in today.  Now all a Snickers tastes like is ...
Posted by Zabowski on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:51:00 PST

Handholding Nation

I was looking at the list of ingredients on the back of a Starbucks Frappucino yesterday and noticed that one of the ingredients was "Coffee (Coffee, Water)."  I'm glad they made that clear, you ...
Posted by Zabowski on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:23:00 PST

I'm solving the gas crisis


Posted by Zabowski on Thu, 04 May 2006 07:18:00 PST

White Noise

Why is it that at any given time of day you will find Elton John, Santana, or Def Leppard on the radio? With all the stations and this vast catalogue of recorded music....WHY? If I had my way there ...
Posted by Zabowski on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 02:13:00 PST

Pat Boone: Back in Action!

This isn't the first time for me to bring this up, but I'm a little obsessed.  Has anyone ever noticed this before? ...
Posted by Zabowski on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:17:00 PST

Rugged Sea Captains

So it seems like every time I go on vacation I take what are to be the most amazing photos of my career, but something goes wrong.  For the Salton Sea pictures the entire roll came out blank.&nbs...
Posted by Zabowski on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 01:59:00 PST

Try some of my delicious turnips

I just found out this weekend from my mother that the Polish family land and homestead was promised to my grandmother by my great-grandfather.  It is up to ME to sell a screenplay or novel a...
Posted by Zabowski on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 01:35:00 PST