Jivesh

Whoa.. How am i supposed to do this without sounding TOO arrogant?!! Lets see... most people would know me as Jeeves. I dunno why?! It was just a nickname that stuck! Well i guess im a pretty fun loving guy really, just up for a laugh, a fair few drinks and LOTS of fit birds. No week is complete without clubbin, munching on local food, excessive drinking, and doing very embarrasing things with random females in velvet and phuture. And i firmly belive in the phrase "Don't hate me, Hate the Game." Very true. Coz nothing is ever my fault!! No... really.. it never is!! (Wink Wink) :) But seriously one thing i can't get is why u can never get strongbow cider on tap in singapore... that shit blows man. Its gotta be my fav drink in the woorld. Even when i was in the UK i hated beer, and its all i ever drank. But since i came to Singapore my exquisite taste in alcohol was desecrated by the lack of this nectar of life, causing my staple drink to be beer.. strange how i love the stuff now!! I couldnt live without my music.. that shit makes me, me. And women... errrm.. dunno where to start. They make the world go round for me, whether it is just eye food, or actively interested. Damn it, its the eyes that do it for me... gotta be the sexiest part of the body, plus u tell soo much about a person just from their eyes.. and thats followed by the legs, and well i know it ain't a body part, but the ability to dance. Dancing has gotta be the biggest turn on .. dont ask.. Whats one of my most prized my possessions? Well my bed... i got a relationship with mine.. love it, its one of the few things in life that i know no matter what happens, i can always go back to it.. and that it'll still be there. As a human.. u are born, u sleep, u make love, and u die on a bed... so i figure why not?!! Speaking of which... i am sooo not a morning person.. all my mates are afraid to wake me up when i stay over at theirs, especially if i fall asleep on their couch amidst a heavy drinking session. The term they use to describe my appearance when i wake in such situations is the Gaze Of Death. Kinda amusing actually. And alcohol... never has there been anything that has been so bittersweet. I can safely say i've had the best experiences in my life with the help of this age old remedy to.... well just about anything!! Some seriously fucked up experiences too.. but the best past is, the worse it is... the less i remember.. so it all works out. So guys, when i say i dowanna know what i did last night... i mean it...