Erotic Poetry, Care Bears, Hounds, Italian Cooking, Ancient Civilizations, Gender Role Reversals, and Gummy Worms.
My parents, thirty years ago. And Bill Bryson.And fucking Ron Mexico, so I can slice open his flesh, salt the wounds vigorously, allow them to heal, then repeat the process. All while peeing in his eyes and shitting in his mouth.
Muddy Waters, A3, The Rolling Stones, The Darkness, Poison, Motley Crue, The Bee Gees, Elvis, and many, many more, so sign up now and get a free bowling bag.
A Love Song for Bobby Long, Walk the Line, Murder by Death, Clue, The Princess Bride, The Good Girl, V for Vendetta, Life of Brian, Slums of Beverly Hills, O Brother, Gone With the Wind, Dr. Zhivago and some other great films that would take too much time and energy to list.
CSI, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Sex and the City, and PBS.
Jonathan Ames, Christopher Moore, Brad Listi, Vonnegut, Laurie Notaro, Nicholson Baker, Henry Miller, John Erving, TC Boyle, Augusten Burroughs, Paul Bowles, Diana Gabaldon, Chuck Palahniuk, Dave Sedaris, Trevanian, James McManus, Tom Perrota, Philipa Gregory, Preston & Child, Truman Capote, Billy Collins, Tolstoy, JD Salinger, The Great and Honorable Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, Henry James, James Joyce, Iris Murdoch, Ibsen, Emile Zola, and some other fucking people that I think, like, TOTALLY write good and stuff.
Pa.