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Lex Luthor

Could I BE any more out to destroy Superman?

About Me

I am 25% Chinese, 50% Irish, 25% Scottish.
I lived in the Downtown LBC for just over a year. Before that I lived in The OC. I grew up in the High Desert(it's not called the HD) that's the place that has the In-n-Out on the way to Vegas on the I-15. I've suddenly become very susceptible to abbreviating places I've gone and/or lived. For about 2 years I lived in the messed up parts of the LBC just like Sublime and Snoop did. Now I'm back in the OC, bitch.
I graduated top of my class. Sort of. Interesting story I could tell you one day.
I was raised in a Pentecostal Christian environment, but I always disliked the fact that religion was forced onto me. I never got to choose, coming from a family with preachers in it and all.
It's like the German poet Rocus said: A person isn't who they are during the last conversation you had with them, they're who they've been throughout your whole relationship.
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From Scotland : English
Tattooed Warrior : Gaelic
Very intelligent, broadminded and a good listener. You are an ideas person, with a wonderful creative imagination who is always seeking practical applications to apply this to. Your intelligence means that you have great potential for business success if you can apply some discipline and caution. You enjoy sensual pleasures and with a natural restless nature and liking for adventure life is rarely dull with you around.
Find out what your name means!
the Wit
(71% dark, 38% spontaneous, 36% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.
Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/ .
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece
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My Interests

My Interests Include getting out my fucking checkbook...

Movies, I like many different types. Unfortunately, I have trouble getting into the extremely pretentious Independent Films. Not all of them fall into this category, but it seems many that get forced on my brain and eyes are boring and very self-aware.

Eyes. My favorite color of eyes is a mix between blue and green. Mine are a bright blue, which most people notice immediately after meeting me. I've met a few lovely black women who have kindly requested I sleep with them so their babies could have blue eyes. Were they joking? Well, I'm not a parent yet, so we will never know.

Graphic Novels, AKA comics. They are a niche market, but their presence is always felt, especially now that the movies have overwhelmed the mainstream.

Legs, I cannot get enough of them. Being pretty damn fit myself, I can appreciate a woman with incredible legs and the pride to bare them in a skirt, especially in the winter.

Music, but I am not in a band. But a bunch of my friends are. That makes me at least 20% cooler by association. Well, maybe not.

Women of every ethnicity. Don't let the shaved head fool you, I'm straight and 100% qualified to please women of every nationality, religion and hair color. As it stands now, that means exactly one woman.

Books. Yes, I enjoy reading. I grew up reading, and I maintain that more people should do it. I like TV, hell, I love TV. Reading is a staple of my existence, however, and I cannot stress enough that more people should be doing it.

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I'd like to meet:

Rachel McAdams, Cassandra Sandsmark, Jim McArest, Joe Casey, Jack Marlowe, Spike Speigel, Stan Lee, Bullet Tooth Tony, Barry Allen, Benjamin J. Grimm, Hal Jordan, Man-Killing Hector...

Music:

Foo Fighters, Offspring, Outkast, Everclear, Aerosmith, Hot Hot Heat, Weezer, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Rancid, Tenacious D, Postal Service, The Shins, Pennywise, Modest Mouse, Velvet Revolver, The Vandals, Offspring, Black Eyed Peas, Eminem, Gorillaz, The Killers, Jack Johnson, Nada Surf, Deathcab for Cutie, Coldplay, Violent Femmes, Living End, Asian Kung Fu Generation, Akeboshi, Orange Range... I like stuff you can sing along with. I suck at playing instruments, so I sing along. When the volume is high enough, you don't even know I'm singing! I'd really like to list more, but it would take me forever to list every band I listen to, so these are the ones inside my CD case.

Movies:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Mallrats, Kill Bill, LOTR(all of them count as one), Moulin Rouge, Gigi, Gross Pointe Blank, Equilibrium, Spider-Man, Love Hina, Garden State, Transformers-The Movie, Drunken Master 2 (AKA The Legend of Drunken Master), Sin City, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, 40 Year-Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, The Apartment, The Princess Bride, Robocop, Batman Begins, The Notebook, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Miracle...

Television:

Scrubs, Seinfeld, Friends, Family Guy, Futurama, Saved by the Bell, Heroes, Boy Meets World, The OC, My Name is Earl, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Arrested Development, King of the Hill, Transformers, Beast Wars, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, King of Queens, Cupid, Naruto, Smallville...

Books:

LOTR-J.R.R. Tolkien
Harry Potter-J.K. Rowling
Fables-Bill Willingham
Discworld stuff-Terry Pratchett
Of Mice and Men-John Steinbeck
WildC.A.T.S-Jim Lee, Alan Moore, Joe Casey
Chronicles of Narnia-C.S. Lewis
AXM-Joss Whedon
Calvin and Hobbes-Bill Watterson
Get Fuzzy-Darby Conley
Then Again, Maybe I Won't-Judy Blume
The Hunt for Red October-Tom Clancy
The Rainmaker-John Grisham
I would list some non-fiction, but... why?

Heroes:

Cole Cash(Grifter)
Barry Allen(The Flash)
Jason Lee(Brodie Bruce from Mallrats)
Maybe one day I'll have a non-fiction hero.

Fine, fine. Bruce Willis.