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Beelzebub McFly

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About Me

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My wife pretty much forced me to get an account, soooo here I am. I like to laugh, I hate being the center of attention, but I love to steal the spotlight. I work hard, I love my family and I know 23 ways to kill you using ONLY my left thumb. Include the rest of my hand, and the body count will be off the fuckin' charts. Don't test my gangsta.P.S. -- I use curse words frequently, because sometimes, they're the only words that seem RIGHT. If you're a limp wristed panty-waist, wuss-Mary Nancy-boy that can't handle words like "snatch-o-rama" or "mongolian cluster fuck", you're probably not going to like my page very much.YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.WHY HELLO THERE! BUTTSEX!?

My Interests

Bboying, hip-hop, stand-up comedy and comic books. I don't care what you think about that last one...comics are the SHIT. Right now, I'm focusing on my family, friends and enjoying my return to Cali...trying to reconnect with old heads and whatnot. In the near future, I'd like to finish my Bachelor's in Elementary Ed. After that...win the lottery and add the pitter-patter of a few more feet around my house :).Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

I'd like to meet:

Rich & famous ugly women, like Martha Stewart or Oprah, because I would "put it on'em" and become what I've always wanted to be: a kept man. Plus, being with them will make me famous, too! Think about it...nobody knows whom Alyssa Milano is gettin' plugged by, and do you know why? Because she is teh sexiez. On the other hand, EVERYBODY knows Stedman Graham is givin' it to Oprah. That's what I'm talkin' about!Sugar Momma Wanted! Many positions are available, pick which one you like best...

Music:

My likes are wide and varied...Common, greastest MC of all time, BELIEVE IT! Aesop Rock, Mos Def, Pharoah Monch, BlackStar (they need a new album NOW), Marvin Gaye, Prince (if I only had one catalog that I could listen to for the rest of my life, it's his), Lamb of God, Mastadon, Slayer, Pantera, Queens of the Stoneage, Clapton, Santana, Hendrix, Weezer, Murs, James Brown, Otis Redding, Parliament, OutKast, Babe Ruth, and pretty much all "old school" hip hop. The current batch of rap "stars" could all die in a fire for all I care. I can't stand this "ringtone rap" era. This is the shit that'll kill hip-hop...

Movies:

I like comedy and action flicks. The more jokes and 'splosions, the BETTER. Also, I really like good, shitty movies. For example, Masters of The Universe. Dolph Lundgren wearing a ridiculous outfit and doing his muscle-man bit? Check. Stupid, inane plot with people & new characters I don't care about? Check. The fuck-tastic-ness that is He-Man and Skeletor fighting at the end? FUCK. YEAH. Plus...it has Beast Man ripping shit up. I'm getting wood just thinking about it.

Television:

Lost, Law & Order, anything MMA-related, SportsCenter, Smallville (I like it, shut up), Psych and that's pretty much it. I don't watch much tv...but it's always on.

Books:

I dig Stephen King; fanatastic author. Other than him, I recently became enamored with fantasy authors Robert Jordan and R.A. Salvatore. If you like frilly elves and magic and wizards, check'em out. Oh...and I read comic books. More than I'd like to admit, or people might begin to suspect that beneath this cool and incredibly handsome exterior beats the heart of a fuckin' geek. *cry*

Heroes:

Right now the only person that fills me with inspiration is my son. He is destined for greatness. I know a lot of people SAY that about their children...but this is more than a proud parent doting on his child. This is some cosmic awareness, 6th sense shit. He's going to change the world, and if you have a chance to bask in his presence you will understand my conviction.