Sparky's House of...anger management issues

About Me

O.k. so this is the part where I try to make myself seem like the ULTIMATE person you want to get to know. Right? That's not too hard cause I'm just awesome, so I'll be honest. I'm in love with the idea of being in love. Which is a major improvement seeing as though my belief system consisted of "forever is bullshit it doesn't exist and love is nothing but an endless abyss of lies betrayal deceite and pain" For those of you who already know me, get ready for a shell shock because....you don't really know me that well. I live my life on my own personal theory's and philosophies as well as, despite many misconseptions, fate. I do believe in "god" and fait and destiny. I just gotta quit waiting for it and drive myself in the right direction. I refuse to live my life on cruise control. I slightly hate myself but at the same time I love myself more than anything else....contradicting....I know. Now that I got all that out of the way....I'm 22, and I rock....but besides that I'm ghetto (but you love it don't ya FUCKER!!!!!!) I'm a total in your face goofball who doesn't give a flying fuck what people think of me. I will do almost anything to make someone laugh (nudity has been removed from the 'anything' catagory due to my SELF ESTEEM YOU ASSHOLES!!!!! MY TITS ARE HOTT DAMN IT NOT SOMETHING TO BE LAUGHED AT!!!!!!) o.k. so they are to be laughted at...I'm pretty hyper alot of the time...which can get on my own nerves but I don't care. I act like I'm still 16, and I'm recovering from a strip club addiction. Finally, I'm a musician, and music is my life and passion. It's very possible that I love my guitar more than anyone or anything that has ever or will ever enter my life....well no...there is that one person who stole my heart. I do love her more than my guitar.....yeah....alot more. Anything else you wanna know....just ask. Don't be skerd.....whatcha skerd fer??????? RANDOM: "look me in the eyes and tell me you don't find me attractive, look me in the heart and tell me you won't go." ---------------------------------------------------------- "Where do you go when you're in love and the world knows? HOw do you live so happilly when I am sad and broken down" ---------------------------------------------------------- "Yeah, I pushed you away, so I'll take all the blame. But you're happY so I'm not sorry" ---------------------------------------------------------- "take my breath away I don't need it anyway, Take my breath away I don't need you anyway" ---------------------------------------------------------- "I'm at home getting hammered while she's out getting nailed." ---------------------------------------------------------- "Pussy, although delicious, is a MESS to eat!" ---------------------------------------------------------- "If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife, so from my personal point of view, getcha an ugly girl to marry you" ---------------------------------------------------------- "Don't lie, I know you wack it to my picture at night...." "No way! I'd break a nail" ---------------------------------------------------------- "fear is the color you've all exposed so I've gotta get out there and prove the importance of my clothes and pose I suppose" ----------------------------------------------------------- "Competing for the attention of those you know my whole life revolves around your absence until I can't remember what I was what I am what I know or where I go" ----------------------------------------------------------- "Calm down I'm calling you to say I'm capsized. Bearing on the edge of safe"The randomness of Sparky:I like boobs ---------------------------------------------------------- TACO BELL ROCKS!!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------- QUERES TU PAPI, QUIEN TON PAPA, WHOS YO DADDY!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------- Who the fuck is the muffin man? ---------------------------------------------------------- I'd rather masturbate with a razor blade --------------------------------------------------------- I'm not a dyke. A dyke is an inatimate object created by the dutch a few centuries ago that was used to retain water, some what like a damn or canal......I am a LESBAIN which means, no....you can't fuck me, but I can fuck your girlfriend!!!

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My Interests

BunniesHanging out with a few close friends Having the ocasional drink Dancing
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Playing the guitar
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And the occasional booty call

I'd like to meet:

Honest people....like this guyAlso, The kind of people who don't have you trust them just to stab you in the back not even five minutes later. People who are happy with themselves. People who don't turn in to trifflin' bitches the second you leave state. Besides that....my biological family (the ones I haven't met yet) Tegan and Sara, but above all else....Myself.

Music:

yeah....it's my life....and I love it all (except LIP SYNCING ASSHOLES!!!! fuck yourself ashley simpson....wait. I do like that song "Just let me cry" that she did....too bad she's a COCK SUCKER!!!!!) fucking poser.

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Movies:

"Liar! Liar, Liar, Liar! You've all got your heads up your assholes because love is. It just is and nothing you can say can make it go away because it is the point of why we are here, it is the highest point and once you are up there, looking down on everyone else, you're there forever. Because if you move, right, you fall. You fall." Piper Perabo as Paulie Oster from Lost and Delirious (Lost and delirious is my fav. Movie......) I like action, drama, horror, and all that crap....but mostly....CHICK FLICKS!

Television:

FAMILY GUY BITCHES!!! HELL YEAH!!! THE L WORD, Degrassi, CSI, Family Feud, Family Guy, NEXT, Rosanne, Robot Chicken.....and a load of crap I don't know the names of.

Books:

Bridge to Teribithia (that's right bitches) and a bunch of others I don't feel like naming.
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Heroes:

The guys out there in Iraq are my biggest heroes. I may be against this war, but I'm not against our soldiers. All my boys out there...I miss you (sorry glo, I had to steal this pic from ya!)Ani Difranco, her music changed me Jenna Jameson, if you know me...you know why. Maynard James Keenan.....his lyrics inspire me....duh and of course Tegan and sara. The First time I listened to them I realized that I'm not the only one who writes the way I do....and that made me stop thinking that my music would never make it...cause theirs did. also....despite all our problems now and in the past. My mother...cause she's one tough mo fo. And I'm learning to be like her. Thank you for everything Mom...I hope someday I can be like you, and I hope I can make you proud of me. I'm sorry for being such a fuck up so far but, I'm trying not to be that way anymore. I love you mom.
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My Blog

Crystal Hollenbeck wrote a fucking love song?!?!?!?!

You damn right I did. But that was a while back. I was just thinking about something someone told me a long time ago that I'm sure many of you have been told. That whole thing about "If you let it go ...
Posted by Sparky's House of...anger management issues on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 03:40:00 PST

damn....DAMN I SAY

So my profile is fucking boring as all hell now....CAUSE I CAN'T PUT MY LAYOUT ON IT!!! I'm stuck babysitting....which isn't bad....the kids sleeping...I'm fucking bored. I guess I'm just getting frus...
Posted by Sparky's House of...anger management issues on Mon, 07 May 2007 01:15:00 PST

Maybe everything wrong will be nothing but a memory.

I wrote this a while back....but I like it so yeah. Have you ever wanted to bleed so badly you could feel it?Feel it dripping down your flesh like a waterfall of "Maybe"Maybe someday I'll get o...
Posted by Sparky's House of...anger management issues on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 09:05:00 PST

Dude....I'm hard core...fer shizzle

So I had my court date today. That didn't go as well as I would've liked it to. (oh yeah, I was in a car accident and I got a dui....might I also add that it was 1 beer I had a couple hours before.......
Posted by Sparky's House of...anger management issues on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 02:27:00 PST

girls suck ass.....and I don't like anal....damn it....

i've been thinking way too much lately. Life in general is starting to really really suck worse than I ever imagined possible. I've lost person number 8 within the past 10 months (rip Dr. Lee) and I'v...
Posted by Sparky's House of...anger management issues on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 05:48:00 PST

I've come to this conclusion and it saddens me

I've got no game. None. I used to have game, but it has left me. What's a girl to do????? I mean, shit. I've lost all my moves, my "pimpness" if you will. I'm depressed because of it. I don't even kno...
Posted by Sparky's House of...anger management issues on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 04:27:00 PST

Death always comes in threes

So december tenth I lost an aunt and uncle....then on December 20th I lost another aunt......I hate december......
Posted by Sparky's House of...anger management issues on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 02:55:00 PST

WHy the hell not

For those of you who don't know....I was not discharged from the military because of my knee injury. I'm tired of lieing about it. I have Borderline personality disorder, and anxiety disorder. It's tr...
Posted by Sparky's House of...anger management issues on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 09:51:00 PST

Tickle me pink, fucker.

L is for the Lack of reality behind your emotions O is for the obscurity behind all this V is for being Vulnerable due to this crap and E is for the Exaggeration of how great it is to be in love Love ...
Posted by Sparky's House of...anger management issues on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 09:55:00 PST

I GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A coconut bra, and my hula skirt....heh heh heh. there will be pictures, and possible video footage to come.....mwahahahahahahah
Posted by Sparky's House of...anger management issues on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 01:14:00 PST