Causing riots @ my favorite lesbo bar with my kick ass vocal stylings @ karaoke. (Girls really, stop all the fighting. There is more than enough of me to go around.)
I love the Baltimore Orioles but still cheer for the Diamondbacks too. I'm a Chicago Bears fan & still think that the AZ Cardinals will someday get their due. Not a huge fan of basketball, unless it's chicks playing... Go Mercury!
Movies:
Do you want my top 10? - 1. (tie) The Quiet Man & A Year of Living Dangerously 2. Tod Browning's Freaks 3. The Meaning of Life 4. Blade Runner 5. Brazil 6. Pi 7. Fight Club 8. Mallrats 9. The Life of Brian 10. Indiana Jones (all of them) - of course this is always subject to change, depending on the phase of the moon & my hormones.
Television:
All my favorite shows are cartoons & since I don't want to look like a complete idiot, I'm not going to list them. Alright... FINE! Um, Family Guy, Simpsons, Morel Orel, The Boondocks, any thing on Adult Swim, any show that involves midgets or circus freaks, the crazy food challenges on the Food Channel, Maximum Exposure, & the Most Extreme Challenge show... ha ha ha, crazy Asians.
Books:
"The Idiot Girls Action Adventure Club", "Tales Of A Fat Bride", "I Love Everybody (& Other Atrocious Lies)", & "We Thought You'd Be Prettier" - all by Laurie Notaro *
"Lamb" - Christopher Moore *
"To Kill A Mockingbird" - Harper Lee *
"Catcher In The Rye" - JD Sallinger *
"A Long Dark Tea Time Of The Soul" - Douglas Adams *
"Dharma Bums" - Jack Kerouac *
Heroes:
My Grandfather, Tom "Snuffy" Schwindt, was the greatest man that ever lived. He thought of everyone else before himself, he loved my crazy Grandma with every fiber of his being, raised 2 fairly well adjusted daughters & did it all sober. If I am but a fraction of the human he was, I know I'm a good person. My Dad & brother are firefighters. I am completely awed by the heroicism that comes with that selfless job & the degree with which my 2 guys perform it. My Mom is an angel - mostly for putting up w/ our shit for so long w/ such a genuine smile.
