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The Dead Corpse Of Dale Earnhardt

Walls hurt.

About Me

Whiskey, Weed, Black Sabbath...racecar spelled backwards is racecar

My Interests

Whiskey, Weed, Black Sabbath, drivin' around in circles, moustache rides, moustache groomin', moustaches in general, left turns, raisin' hell, drunk drivin', dirt track racin', wrangler jeans, boots, dark sunglasses

I'd like to meet:

Tell ya who I didn't want to meet...that dang ol' wall.

Music:

Stuff that makes you drive fast

Movies:

Days of Thunder, 3 (best movie ever, but I should have played me), Stroker Ace, Smokey and the Bandit, Smokey and the Bandit II, Smokey and the Bandit III, Cannonball Run, Cannonball Run II

Television:

NASCAR races...best 4 hours you can watch of cars drivin' in circles, Dukes Of Hazzard

Books:

Old school, new school, shit I didn't go to school. I don't need me no fancy learnin'.

Heroes:

Richard Petty, Tom Selleck, Burt Renyolds, Kenny Rodgers, Billy Dee Williams, Moustaches in general... I never met a moustache I didn't like, well exept maybe Hitler and Saddam. And David Hasselhoff, he's just an all around swell guy.