Ohh that Norberg |
What can be better than beer, corn and rice and the Naked Gun 2 and 1/2 w/ Robert Motherfuckin Goulette on the ol boob tube. Nothing I say, not a damned thing. Or maybe I jumped the gun on that on...
Posted by Akbarmofo on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 05:42:00 PST |
Aaaaargghhh, what happened. |
So hells yeah it is the g. o. double d f*n weekend and I am sitting at home with nothing to do; so yeah, whoooo hooo. No band practice, no bars and a twelve pack, here is tonight clownshoes; and you...
Posted by Akbarmofo on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 10:48:00 PST |
Next time Lasagna |
I don't know how to cook. Me and my good friend cooked some fantastic tofu and spaghetti; so what. Next time it's veggie Lasagna so eat it fat fucks.
Christian Slater eats underage c*c*.
Fill ...
Posted by Akbarmofo on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 11:56:00 PST |
Things must have gone wrong |
Gettin close to a 12 pack and I am endulging in a classic episode of Married w/ Children starring Grandmaster B and the one and only Jefferson and Marcy Darcy; when my good friend asks my what my hip...
Posted by Akbarmofo on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 10:57:00 PST |
what circles the porcelain chair must eventually drown |
Another half ass week and and even more half ass catch phrases. Should of learn how to properly do cartwheels and joined the circus like the rest of ass scratching chimps.
Party fast and die qui...
Posted by Akbarmofo on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 09:08:00 PST |
What would you say if....... |
What would you say if I told you to go get a bottle of enzyte and head to selective video and make it into a weekend?
Fat People at salad bars are funny yet fat people at salsa bars are disgustin...
Posted by Akbarmofo on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 11:01:00 PST |
What would you say if....... |
What would you say if I told you to go get a bottle of enzyte and head to selective video and make it into a weekend?
Fat People at salad bars are funny yet fat people at salsa bars are disgustin...
Posted by Akbarmofo on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 11:02:00 PST |
I suppose I'll eat that |
So maybe I am partially a goat, I wouldn't eat a boot or would I? Aw hell, burn that som of a bitch and coat it with mustard and we be eatin right tonight. I saw a three D movie today about space, ...
Posted by Akbarmofo on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 10:40:00 PST |
Something I know nothing of or do I? |
Damn I a slave to being so F*n sexy (that sound you heard in your head was me slappin my ass). Sometimes I wonder how I don't have a giant handlebar mustache like a walrus, if I did it would be wonde...
Posted by Akbarmofo on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 08:26:00 PST |
I have more taste in my penis |
For some reason I have decided that I should be surrunded be test tube babies at all time. How did this happen. Did I have an extended blackout. Jesus tittifucking christ that's it we all call it n...
Posted by Akbarmofo on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 11:29:00 PST |
