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Malachai

No brake should be applied to passion ; when the appetites speak, they must be heard. Donatien Alpho

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Meet the Spartans

Okay, No wonder this movie is in the bottom 100 movies of all time. The jokes are stale, over-played and way too out of date.  The blocking is horrible. Even the celebrity humor isn't&n...
Posted by Malachai on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 04:07:00 PST

Wow...

2008 is here.  I'm not really happy about this.  It's easy to dwell in all the bad shit that happened, but 2007 was really a banner year for me.  I didn't get done all the shit I w...
Posted by Malachai on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:37:00 PST

Damn it...

I know that none of you guys want to hear me go on one of my "emo" rants, so I'll dumb it down to just one sentence...I fucking hate being single during the holidays.
Posted by Malachai on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 08:32:00 PST

Das Omen

..> Das Omen im Kreis des Bösen Du drehst dich im schwarzen Licht. Dein Schatten explodiert wie ein Vulkan. Du bist wie ein Stern der Spricht. Verfallen bin ich dir in meinem Wahn.... In deinem Ba...
Posted by Malachai on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:18:00 PST

What the hell?

I think I've written tons of blogs entitled either "What the Hell?" or a variation of which.  Heh I seriously don't know what's going on.  I'm somewhat in a fog right now, yet quite the oppo...
Posted by Malachai on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 03:10:00 PST

Happiness...

What?  I'm actually writing a blog because I'm HAPPY?!  WHAT... IS... THIS?!  heheheheh Just got back from Commerce.  Had an amazing time.  Words can't describe, but I'll sure...
Posted by Malachai on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:18:00 PST

To all my friends...

I met that all of you guys are getting annoyed at all the bulletins and such about The McRemnant Report.  I do have reasoning for all of this. I'm going through some tough times right now.  ...
Posted by Malachai on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 12:45:00 PST

McRemnant Report Contest

Hey, Everyone. Now, I didn't say "Who wants free stuff" to get you to read a stupid blog or bulletin.  I'm holding a contest at this moment, starting now and will end July 12th... Anyone can part...
Posted by Malachai on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 05:59:00 PST

Knocked Up

I just watched this flick last night... It was AWESOME!  It was funny as shit.  Directed masterfully by Judd Apatow, of Freaks and Geeks and 40 Year-Old Virgin fame.  Seth Rogen is an a...
Posted by Malachai on Fri, 18 May 2007 04:45:00 PST

28 Weeks Later and Georgia Rule

Well, This past week, we got the chance to see two movies that come out this friday...  28 Weeks Later, starring Robert Carlyle  and Georgia Rule, starring Jane Fonda and Lindsay Lohan.First...
Posted by Malachai on Thu, 10 May 2007 06:42:00 PST