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Lurch

The only catchy hook I've got is the one in my bleeding gut.

About Me

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I'm Justin, also known as Lurch/Saint Fetus. Roady/tech to The Razorblade dolls. I'm gladly taken and eventually will marry Leah, she's the love of my life and understands me like no one else ever will. I love her far beyond what words can describe.
I play guitar, bass, drums, sing, etc. (I've still got alot to learn though). I'm into industrial, EBM, EVERY kind of metal, punk (not that shit that they pass off as punk on MTV), classic rock, techno, and so on.
DO NOT ADD ME IF YOU FIT IN ONE OF THE FOLLOWING
#1. You're the stereotypical "oh my life sucks and my parents took away my cell phone and computer." Emo kid, millions of starving homeless kids would kill if it meant food everday and a roof over their head. So quit you're bitching and quit being an ungrateful prick.
#2. If you're a friend collector or some scene kid just trying to increase his friend numbers. Oh, you got deleted at over 4,000 friends? FUCK YOU I don't care, you should be shot point blank in the temple just for making a big fuss of losing 4,000 people you'll NEVER talk to.
#3. If you're going to use me for favors or to screw me over or lie to me, and so on. Just go right now, I have no time in my life to waste on ignorant people that are nothing more then a complete fucking waste of flesh.
#4. Wanna be thug rappers and gangsters and what not, Just for the record I have an open mind with people and music, but when you rap about your money, bitches, hoes, and weed. It proves that you need to be castrated to prevent further reproduction of your kind. If you decide to take music seriously and actually rap about serious issues and events, then by all means promote, I'm all for getting decent/good music out their to the public. Also, screw all of you shitbags that bitch about whitey or "The Man" keeping you down. We're all equal, no matter what skin color you are. You're being a hypocritical shitbag when you call me or anyone else who's white a cracker or honkey. Find the nearest abortion clinic, take the vacuum hose with the blade inside of it, and forcefully insert it into your eye sockets.
#5. If you're one of those religous nutjobs, I don't believe in god and I don't see my outlook changing anytime soon. Although I do like the family guy spin off of how god created the universe. Anyways, that's what I believe and I'm sticking to it. I don't believe in religion in general, call it nihilism or atheism or whatever the fuck else you want to call it. Either way I don't care, you're entitled to your own opinions and beliefs and I won't belittle them, but don't force feed me your beliefs just becuase you THINK that your way is the only true way to live.
#6. If you're going to post a bunch of useless bulletins or spam my board with your nonsense. If you got hacked you were stupid enough to let it happen in the first place. I'll delete you if you start spamming.
#7. I like a variety of music, anything from old rock, to hair metal to black metal to horror punk to industrial to psychobilly. I don't give a shit what you arogant music elitist bastards think. Go fuck yourselves, I like what I like, end of discussion.
#8. I DO NOT want friend request from emo/scene bands, and that's that.
Now that all that is out of the way, it'll save me and you a whole lot of time.

My Interests

I adopted a cute lil' gothy fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Leah, Tattoos, peircings, body mods, suspensions, music, alchohol, smoking, toys, movies, cartoons, porn, tits, ass, bondage, knives, bloody violent videogames, knives, swords, axes, guns, fire, explosions, seeing shitty people fail at life, guitar, bass, drums, singing, reading, horror, slasher, and monster movies, gore, blood, murder, etc.

I'd like to meet:

All my favorite bands/artist, the guys from slayer, Wednesday 13, KMFDM, you get the idea. Satan (he's the fuckin man end of discussion).

As long as you're halfway decent in my book then I'm fine with hanging out with you and becoming friends. Even if your music sucks and is nothing like what I listen to, as long as your not annoying or a pain in the ass then I'll spend time getting to know you.

Music:


In a nut shell SLAYER, IRON MAIDEN, KMFDM,
COMBICHRIST, FUNKER VOGT, ASSEMBLAGE 23,
DEATH, GORGOROTH, CRADLE OF FILTH,
OLD MARILYN MANSON, THE CASUALTIES, THE CLASH,
SEX PISTOLS, THE MISFITS, THE RAMONES,
PANZER AG, CHILDREN OF BODOM, IN FLAMES,
ARCH ENEMY, THE KOFFIN KATS, SENTENCED,
MEGADETH, DIO, BLACK SABBATH,
SHOTGUN MESSIAH, PIGFACE, VOLTAIRE,
RAMMSTEIN, BLITZKID, SATYRICON,
WEDNESDAY 13, MURDERDOLLS, FRANKENSTEIN DRAG QUEENS

You're out of your damn mind if you think I'm listing ALL the bands I like.

Movies:

anything horror, slasher, comedy, actions. examples - brain damage, idiocracy, Friday the 13th, nightmare on elm street, the halloween, candyman, pet cemetary, _____(night/day/dawn/land) of the dead series, SLC punk, Donnie Darko, Spawn, Texas chainsaw massacre (the classic and the remake) Jaws, Happy gilmore, the bourne identity, clockwork orange, Saw, jay and silent bob strike back, mallrats, dogma, half baked, half baked 2, 28 days later, dumb and dumber, eurotrip, dumb and dumberER, freddy got fignered, nightmare before christmas, kill bill 1 & 2, edward scissor hands, the grudge. and pretty much any DVD of the bands i listen to live, and tons more movies i cant think of at the moment.

Television:

eh, I'm not big on TV, but there's a few shows i like. metalocalypse, simpsons, invader zim, mysytery science theatre 3000, futurama, aqua teen hunger force, monster garage, mythbusters, a few shows on the sci-fi channel, south park and almost anything else on comedy central, some history programs, and a few music channels and that's pretty much it.

Books:

any book/novel on ghost/zombies/vampires/monsters,psychos/etc, and Yes I am a lord of the ring nerd. Don't like it? fuck you!

Heroes:

I don't have any heroes, certain people I admire and respect becuase of what they did in their lives, or they did something that wasn't the "norm", or outside of the box if you will, but that's it.

My Blog

Fuck co-workers, fuck co-workers up their stupid ass.

Sorry for any mispellings here, slightly intoxicated.  Man, fuck most of the people at work, they bitch about me not doing my job when I AM handling my shit, I get the grill clean and stocked, ge...
Posted by Lurch on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:44:00 PST

A few things I need to get off my chest.

I really don't know where to start with this whole thing.  As all of you know, I live in Dallas now, but I'm from Arkansas. Well, I guess I'll just blab it all out incoherently.I really miss you ...
Posted by Lurch on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:12:00 PST

Wednesday motherfucking 13 again bitches!!!!!!

I saw Wednesday 13 last night (obviously) with Leah, Jimmy, and Spider. It was fucking amazing.  They even did a Ramones cover. He has Eric (ex-murderdolls), Sketchy (he used to be in dope), and ...
Posted by Lurch on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:13:00 PST

Why you can't add music on myspace (READ IT!!!!)

Reasons you can not add musicThanks to Billy Bragg -Someone who we work with was bright enough to read the small print of the MySpace terms and conditions and found that once an artist posts up any co...
Posted by Lurch on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 10:33:00 PST