You already know too much. I may have to kill you.lyt by avlays
Toronto Maple Leafs, Sun Chips, Smartfood, falafels, being Alberto and dying your hair, listening to old school punk rock, doing rock and roll kicks, playing guitar, road movies, movies that Blockbuster only has one copy of, mountain biking, cheese, sex, red wine, burning mixed CD's, being a computer geek, fark.com, Milestones' chicken wings, beef on weck, porn, popcorn, vodka and Red Bull, Brick beer, Guinness, Newcastle Brown, Sleeman's beer that has been kept the fuck away from light, Creemore Springs beer, watching the Leafs in Buffalo, eating beef on weck after watching the Leafs in Buffalo, watching any other NHL team beat Buffalo, eating beef on weck after watching any other NHL team beat Buffalo, pizza from Zarky's in the Hammer, Googling everything, sleep, insomnia, quoting "The Simpsons", hassling telemarketers, fixing computers, breaking computers, walking the streets of Japan till I get lost...
BTW, I'm [email protected] on MSN if you're looking to contact me through an IM client that actually works (unlike this one on here, TOM!!!). Yes, you can find me on MSN Messenjah using that address...I don't need a Hotmail account, I've got enough places to NOT get my e-mail!
I'd like to meet God so I could bitch slap her for those albums she released before "Jagged Little Pill".
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System of a Down, Against Me!, The Subways, Queens of the Stone Age, Polysics, Death From Above 1979, Melvins, White Cowbell Oklahoma, White Stripes, Black Flag, Blue October, Coheed and Cambria, Hot Hot Heat, Slayer, Serart, Thrush Hermit, Joel Plaskett, Pink Floyd, AC/DC, Turbonegro, The Refused, Dillinger Escape Plan, Louis XIV, Killers, Yo Yo Ma, Dead Kennedys, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, International Noise Conspiracy, Therapy?, Green Day, Mudhoney, Jesus Lizard, MDC, F-Minus, White Flag, Sonic Youth, Bedoin Soundclash, Broken Social Scene, Metric, Everclear, Fugazi, The Used, Bowling For Soup, Manic Street Preachers, Tragically Hip, Nazareth, Thrice, Misfits, At the Drive-In, Beastie Boys, Sparta, The Mars Volta, Alexisonfire, Thursday, SNFU, Mudhoney, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Guns 'n' Roses, Audioslave, Cursive, Slayer, Metallica, The Beatles, Beatallica, Motley Crue, Judas Priest, Led Zeppelin, Black Crowes, Chumbawamba, Suede, Blur, Bloc Party, KISS, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Posies, Sloan, Finger 11 (even though they were RAINBOW BUTT MONKEYS), Moby, Clutch, Zeke, Nashville Pussy, Shallow North Dakota, Kittens, Motorhead, Ramones, The Clash, Iron Maiden, Thrush Hermit, The Arcade Fire, Anti-Flag, Black Sabbath, Black Flag, The Darkness, Spinal Tap, Eagles of Death Metal, Scissor Sisters, Big Black, Bad Religion, and many more...
That's nice and all, but WTF are your top 10 "desert island albums"?
1. Pink Floyd - The Wall (unless double albums are disqualified)
2. Peter Gabriel - 3
3. Therapy? - Troublegum
4. System of a Down - Toxicity
5. Melvins - Houdini
6. Manic Street Preachers - Generation Terrorists
7. Metallica - Ride the Lightning
8. Nirvana - Bleach
9. The Clash - London Calling
9-1/2. Green Day - American Idiot
9-3/4. Green Day - Dookie
9-7/8. Merlin - Merlin's Arcade
9-9/16. Everclear - Sparkle and Fade
9-17/32. Misfits - Walk Among Us
10. The Posies - Amazing Disgrace
What kind of a weasel has 15 albums in his top 10, anyway? I smell a DQ!
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Soylent Green, Millions, Little Miss Sunshine, This is Spinal Tap, The Wall, Wild At Heart, 28 Days Later, Boogie Nights, The Big Hit, The Wizard of Oz, Eat the Rich, Rock & Roll High School, Hardcore Logo, Crash, Bad Taste, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Better off Dead, The Amityville Horror, Saw, Kalifornia, Natural Born Killers, Team America, Being John Malkovich, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Adaptation, Dead Again, Five Corners, Blue Velvet, Speed, Pulp Fiction, Dead Ringers, Taxi Driver, Bowling for Columbine, Roger and Me, Napoleon Dynamite, Clerks, Mallrats, Say Anything, The Notebook, A Mighty Wind
The O.C., Kenny vs. Spenny, The Rick Mercer Report, My Name is Earl, Family Guy, The Daily Show (although I forget to watch it daily), Grey's Anatomy, CSI (not either of the shitty spinoff series), NCIS, Family Business, Trailer Park Boys, Six Feet Under, Bromwell High, The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Simpsons, South Park, Match Game, 30 Days (Morgan Spurlock is our next Michael Moore, so pay attention), Gilmore Girls (yeah, STFU!!!), Y & R (Victor Newman is my hero!!!)
I watched two episodes of JAG, only after I found out that NCIS was a spinoff of the show that had been on the air for 8 years, yet I did not know a single person that had ever seen a single episode of the show, never mind beea a fan of it!
Everyone knows I can't finish a fucking book...
Just finished: Christopher Moore's "The Stupidest Angel" (started reading it in the library this morning and finished it 2.5 hours later)
Currently reading: Douglas Coupland's "JPod" (still)
Currently waiting to be started: Will Ferguson's "Beauty Tips from Moose Jaw"
Other faves:
Dr. Gonzo
Stuart McLean
Douglas Coupland
Michael Moore
Naomi Klein
Chuck Klosterman
Michael Moore, Mike Nesmith's mother (for inventing Liquid Paper), Ron Jeremy, Adam Glasser, Judge Wapner, Regis Philbin, Dave Thomas (the Wendy's Guy), Victor Newman (Hans Gudegast), and Pierre Trudeau