Ron Burgundy

I am an Anchorman for channel 4 (kvwn) news in San Diego. Which came in 1st in the news ratings. San Diego....Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.but anyways.... I'm kind of a big deal...People know me....I enjoy poetry, buying new suites with my friends Brick, Brian, and Champ, a nice glass of scotch, and of cource my best friend and companion Baxter. Im kind of known around San Diego to have a "poop mouth". Usually I like a nice tasty burrito...but not to filling. I think all women have a spot in the news room...as long as they stick to cat fasion shows and old women with meat loaf recipes. I also love to party. I've been going to the same party for 12 years now, and in no way is that depressing....ha ha ha.....Im always in the mood for any afternoon love making....you know, the naughty type. And it's always fun to battle it out with Wes Mantooth....who's news team who pulled 2nd in the ratings. and oh yeah.... I don't speak Spanish.