Playing pranks on the Jehovah's Witnesses, gambling, going to AA meetings, lollygagging, aiming for your head, turning on, tuning out, playing Connect Four, tallying up the votes, gargling with salt water, eating barbequed salt water taffy, invoking the spirit, and just being mean.
Zelda Rubenstein is my bitch. Don't like that? Then...FUCK YOU!!!!
Lick me. Then lick you. Then lick Lonnie Anderson's ducts.I'd like to meet Mary, Queen of the Universe, but she don't like no white man looking at her tampax.
Me likey David Bowie, Bjork, Michael Jackson, the Carpenters, 5th Dimension, Cyndi Lauper, Pet Shop Boys, Depeche Mode, Genesis, Peter Gabriel, most 80s music, Frederic Chopin, Missy Eliot, Enya, Deborah Cox, ABBA, Simon & Garfunkel, the Beatles, John Lennon, George Harrison, Q Lazzarus, Classic Rock (including, but not limited to, the Doors, Pink Floyd, Elton John, Janis Joplin, Yes), Brian Eno, Meat Loaf, Throbbing Gristle (just kidding), Mahalia Jackson, Lil Kim, Blondie, Mamas and the Papas, Cass Eliot, Hormel Genoa Salami, Diced Rubik's Cubes, Ambrosia, Klymaxx, Gumby, Pokey, Pralines and Dick and many more...
Silence of the Lambs, War of the Roses, The Man with Two Brains, All of Me, Weird Science, Ice Storm, Witches of Eastwick, Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble, Desperate Living, Polyester, Monty Python movies, Vertigo, Rear Window, North by Northwest, Strangers on a Train, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, Shawshank Redemption, The Craft, Die Mommie Die, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, Garden State, Victor Victoria, Poltergeist, cheesy horror movies, Halloween, Seems Like Old Times, The Witches, Matilda....the list runs long
Some of my favorite directors include John Waters, Christopher Guest, Terry Gilliam, Stanley Kubrick, Robert Altman, Tim Burton, Pedro Almodovar, Alfred Hitchcock, Alfonso Cuaron, John Carpenter, Tobe Hooper, Guillermo Del Toro, Stephen Spielberg, Jim Henson, Frank Oz, and on and on and on...
ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS, FAMILY GUY, ROSEANNE, STRANGERS WITH CANDY, THE GOLDEN GIRLS, MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS, KIDS IN THE HALL, OLDER EPISODES OF SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE (1975-1995 or so), ALL IN THE FAMILY, FAIRY TALE THEATER, and so many more you fuck face. Obviously I like a lot of older shows that are no longer on the air.
Books r gude...especially when Mother Mary spreads eclair cream on her herringbone scanties.
Raven Simone