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I'm Far From Your Average Woman...Others May Come Close, But All Fall Short of Me

About Me


I'm 5'2, caramel complexioned, thick, big breasts with a matching ass, long dark hair with red highlights, big pretty legs, and I have style. I like to sing, and for the haters, I DO know how to. I like to chat with people and get to know people. I love doing various things so just ask me. Holla at ya gurl!LONGEST MYSPACE SURVEY
.: About you :.
Name : Jessica Renee
Nickname : Jess, Jessy, Jessti, Jesstimama, Jesstica, Babygirl, Bookey
Eye color : Dark Brown
Hair color : Dark Brown
Fav color : Red
Fav music : Rap/Hip-Hop, Old and New School R&B, Gospel, Reggae, Reggaeton, Some Pop
Fav band : Floetry, Outkast, Jodeci
Fav movie : The Color Purple, The Godfather
Fav show : Family Guy, South Park, Law and Order
Birthday : July 9
Birth Town : Voorhees
Present Town : Voorhees, unfortunately
School : Camden County College
Grade : Entering my second year
Style : ME
Screenname : PCutieNJ
.: Randon : Do you :.
Own ur house : I dunno, I aint pay for it
Have any pets : No
Have any siblings : Yes
Have a Boyfriend : No
-- Who : NA dummy
Have a crush : YES
Have a Best Friend : Yes
Own a ATV : Nah, I kinda want one
Have Boobs : Duh, I would certainly hope so
Sleep naked : Yep
Sleep walk/talk : Naw
.: Have you ever :.
Sat in gum : No
Been kissed in the rain : Yes
Danced in public : Yes
Smiled for no reason : Yes
Laughed so hard you cried : Yes!!!!!!
Pee'd your pants : No
Written a song : Yes
Sang in the shower : All the time
Performed on stage : Yes
Talked on the phone for more than 6 hrs : YES!!! lol
Gone out of your way to make a new friend : Nah
Made out in a Theatre : Yep
Gone rollerskating since 8th grade : LOL! Yes
Been in love : Yes
Looked in the mirror everytime you passed it : No
Kissed your mom in public : When I was little....
Held your dad's hand when you were scared : Still do
Tripped someone right after you helped them off of the floor : LOL. No.
.: Who was the last person who :.
Said hi to you : My dad
Kissed you : My dad
Hugged you : My dad
Told you they loved you : My dad
Said Fuck You, Bitch : wow....some dude, he was mad i wont talk to him
Wrote you a note : Lorraine
Took your picture : My aunt
You called : um...Antoinette
Called you : Antoinette
Went to the movies wit you : Lorraine
Sang to you : Brian
Msg'd you : Yesenia
You wrote a poem to : Brian
.: Whats the last... :.
Time you cried : May 10
Time you laughed : Just now...Antoinette is crazy as hell
# you dialed : Antoinette..'s
Book you read : Into Temptation
Food you ate : Dinner...I can cook my ass off! lol
Flavor of gum you chewed : Winterfresh
Shoes your wore : Slippers
Store you went in : Bath and Body Works
Thing you said : See, I..'ma have to walk you through this cuz you slow...
Time you looked at the time : Just now
Movie you watched : Breakin All The Rules
Joke you told : I dunno....wasnt really jokes, I..'m just funny. lol
Song you sang : Shoulder Lean by Young Dro
.: Can you :.
Write with both hands : Yeah
Whistle : Yep
Blow a bubble : Yep
Cross your eyes : Yep
Touch your tongue to your nose: Nah....almost tho
Dance : Yep
Gleek : WTF?!
Stay up all night w/o any sleep : Yep
Speak a different language : Yep
Impersonate someone : Oh yeah! lol
Prank call ppl : Anyone can do that
Make a card house : Never tried
Cook : Most definitely
Sing : Most definitely
Love : Yes
Say your ABC's backwords : Yep
Hop on one foot & keep your balance : Yep
.: Finish the line :.
If i were a : millionaire
-- I'd : be happy...somewhat
My Best Friend is : Lorraine, Antoinette, Brian, Julien
So many ppl dont kno that : I..'m insecure as all hell. Now you know
My Boyfriend is : In the world somewhere I guess....
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The Real Me;under the covers and behind the doors..
LETS START WITH...
WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES, WHAT DO YOU SEE IN YOUR FUTURE?: Love, happiness, and success
WHAT PANT LEG DO YOU PUT ON FIRST?: my right one
WHAT KIND OF SLEEPER ARE YOU? TOSS AND TURN/QUIET AND STILL/INSOMNIAC, ETC.: hmm, i'm pretty quiet but i might move
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOMEONE SLEEPING NEXT TO YOU?: I'm used to sleeping by myself, but I don't mind sharing
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: But of course!
WHEN YOU LAY IN BED AT NIGHT WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT?: My private thoughts...
DO YOU SEE YOURSELF MARRIED IN 5 YEARS?: I don't know. Maybe...
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE STYLE OF CLOTHING?: Anything that is uniquely me. my style
DO YOU EVER SIT AND STARE OUT A WINDOW?: Yes...I go to the sunroom for that
WHEN YOUR HOME ALONE, WHAT DO YOU DO?: I listen to music, read, sing, cook, and clean
WHEN YOU WHERE IN HIGHSCHOOL, WAS POPULARITY IMPORTANT TO YOU?: No, I had my friends, and I wasn't out to win popularity points
WHAT ARE SOME THINGS YOU NEED WHEN YOU GO TO BED AT NIGHT?: I need my pillows and my blanket...gotta have my slow jams too
IS SEX IMPORTANT TO YOU?: Wow. It has a certain level of importance but its not in the top 5
TO A RELATIONSHIP?: Same thing
CAN YOU DECIDE?
FAME OR FAMILY?: Family
LOVE OR FAME?: Love
LOVE OR BEING COMFORTABLE WITH THE PERSON?: I need both
SEX OR WAITING?: Waiting. In the end its worth it
FRIENDSHIP OR FAME?: Friendship
SHOWER OR BATH?: Bath
FINDING YOUR SOULD MATE AND LOOSING THEM, OR SETTLING?: Oh God...both are heartbreaking, so neither
YOUR DREAM JOB OR YOUR DREAM CAR?: Dream job
DREAM JOB OR FALLING IN LOVE?: Oh Lord...Dream job
CUBS OR WHITE SOX?: I dont like Baseball like that
BEING CHEATED ON AND TOLD THE TRUTH OR BEING LIED TO ABOUT IT?: Being cheated on and told the truth. I hate liars
GETTING AN STD FROM OUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER OR FROM A ONE NIGHT STAND?: DAYUM! Neither
FAILING IN LIFE OR NEVER FINDING LOVE?: Never finding love
COULD YOU EVER DECIDE BETTWEEN KEEPING A LOVED ONE ON LIFE SUPPORT OR NOT?: It really depends on the situation.
YOUR TAKE ON RELATIONSHIPS
POLYGAMY OR MONOGOMY?: Monogamy, most definitely
WHATS YOUR LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?: 5 years off and on
ARE YOU STILL IN IT?: no
ARE YOU IN LOVE?: Yes
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT LOVE CAN LAST FOREVER?: Yes
DESCRIBE YOUR PERFICT RELATIONSHIP.: I cant...it would take up too much room
WHATS ONE THING YOU WOULD NEVER DO IN A RELATIONSHIP BESIDES CHEAT?: Lie
WHATS THE WORSE THING SOMEONE COULD DO TO YOU?: Lie
IS GIVING SOMEONE A SECOND CHANCE WORTH IT TO YOU?: It depends
WHY?: come on now....
IS DATING A FRIENDS EX REALLY OK EVEN IF THEY SAY IT IS?: Wow! I know I wouldnt
DOES BAD SEX RUIN A RELATIONSHIP?: Sometimes it really can
DOES SEX IMPROVE ONE?: There's the possibility
CAN YOU HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITHOUT SEX?: Friends. lol
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My Interests

I love music, reading African-American novels and literature, cooking. I love sports especially Football and Basketball, y'all know what it is!


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All my friends who I love: my friend/sister, Lorraine, my friends/daughters CheQuai and Ashley, my peoples Lauren, Katie, Jon, Nicole, Danny, Brianna, Joelle, QuitaBear, James, all my ppls. Its too damn many of y'all!!! LOL. Much love everybody!!! Ya know ya girl is involved in church...I'm a Christian and I'm making myself better with God. Just gotta get to where I used to be. OH! By the way, my boi Will is doing the damn thing with Gettin Money Entertainment (GME), producing, spittin on the tracks, all that good shit. And yeah, Will is putting me on so, look out for ya girl in the '06!!! GME, LETS GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Name Jessica
Street Name(Nickname) Jess, Jessy, Jessti, Jesstimama, Mami
Favorite Thing About Being Black The skin...we come in so many shades, its beautiful!!
Style Of Dressing Cute, Dress/Casual, always comfy!
Favorite Brand of Clothin i'on know...i really dont have a favorite
Favorite Rapper oh Lawd, Jay-Z, Nelly, Ludacris, the list goes on...
Favorite Rap Label Rocafella, Flip Mode, Derrty Ent, BadBoy, Diplomat Records
Favorite Beat Producer Lil' Jon, Jazze Pha, Swizz Beatz, Timbaland, Pharrell and the Neptunes
Slang Word U Use The Most Y'all, Ain't, hellz naw
Ghettoest Thing U Ever Done teeheehee! Ev'rathang!
R u Ghetto (1-10) 10
Ever live in the GHETTO? hellz to the mofo yeah
Do u now? not anymore, but i go err'y chance i get!
U LIKE CHICKEN?? Do I?!?!!? Hellz yeah!
HOW BOUT COOL AID?? first off, its KOOL-AID! and Yessurp!
Favorite cool aid flavor(color)? Its KOOL-AID dammit! and i like the strawberry-kiwi kind
Do no wat the Piggley Wiggley iz? heehee yes.
U like 50 cent? Hell yeah!
Have u eva been robbed? yes i have, 3 times
What dont u like about white peeps?lol? hahahaha i love my white peoples! but the ones i dont like are the ones that are irkative!

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Favourite Color
Times you want to fuck a day.. 10
Fav. position missionary, the spoon
How you like it wet and messy
Where do you like doing it In public places
how good are you? hot and steamy

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I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet good looking or decent looking males. MALES ONLY! I am not into girls! Strictly dickly!!! If you are a girl and I know you, then holla at me! I like men who are not easily intimidated and like thick chicks.

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E Emotional
S Sensual
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Music:

Rap, Hip-Hop, R&B, Gospel, Jazz, some Pop, some alternative. It just has to sound good and have a good point. I love music, people!!!!


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I LOVE BOYS!!!
Your Type:
Tall or Short?: Taller
Dark Skin?: Yep
Light Skin?: Yep
White?: Ehhh, not really
Asian?: Ehhh, no
Low Cut or Afro?: Low Cut
Built or Thin?: Built
Layed Back or Out Going?: Both
Do You Like Fat Guys?: I aint got a damn thing against them, but can't do it
Would You Date A Guy With A Baby Mama?: Yep. Already have.
Would You Date A Bisexual Guy?: HELL NO
Older Guys or Younger Guys?: Older
Would You Perfer A Guy With A Car?: Yep
Money and Popularity or Romance and Class?: Romance and class
Virgin or Not A Virgin?: dont matter really, as long as the health situation is good
Drinks?: Sure
Smokes?: Don't care
A Mama's Boy?: HELL NO
Would You Date A Guy That Has Had Sex With More Than 10 Different Women?: Yeah
Would You Date A Guy That Has Been In Love In The Past?: Yeah
Would You Date Someone Still Sprung Over Their Ex?: Nope
Soft Voice Or Deep Voice?: DEEP!!!! lol
Goes Out Alot or Stays Home Alot?: Dont really matter...but going out
Lazy or Active?: Active
Intelligent and Ugly or Dumb and Sexy?: Intelligent and sexy
Boys And You
Is There Someone You Like At The Moment?: Yep
Have You Ever Had A Valentine?: Yep
Has A Boy Ever Given You Anything For Your Birthday?: Yep
Have You Ever Recieved A Random Gift From A Guy?: Yep
Are You A Virgin?: Nope
Are You Shy When It Comes To Boys?: Sometimes
Do You Approach First or Wait Till The Guy Approaches?: I wait
Do You Kiss On The First Date?: Depends
Do You Think You Should Become Friends With Someone First?: Yeah
Have You Ever Had Your Broken?: my what? heart? Yep
How Many Times?: Enough
Do You Kiss In Public?: Yes I do, I firmly believe in PDA
Would You Fight For Your Guy?: Yeah
Do You Believe Everyone Has A Soul Mate?: Yep
Are You A Freak In Public or Private?: I'm a subtle freak in public...a big one in private
Would You Cry Over A Boy?: Yep, already have
Long or Short Distance Relationships?: wow
Would You Start A Relationship Over Line?: um....wow
How Many Kids Do You Want To Have?: 2-5. maybe 6
Would You Date Someone With A Ragety Car?: LOL! depends on how raggedy
Peck or Tounge Kissing?: Tongue
Back Massage or Foot Massage?: Both
Whip Cream or Handcuffs?: Both baby!!!!!
Recieving Pleasure or Giving Pleasure?: Gotta have both
Have You Ever Broken Someones Heart?: Yes
Do You Put Boys Off Cold or Say It Polietly?: I do both, depending on the situation
Do You Want To Get Married?: Yes
Do You Think Boys Perfer Sex Over Love?: Boys do, good Men dont
Do You Say I Love You First Or Wait For Your Partner To Say It?: More often than not, they say it first
A Man That Can Cook or Fix Things?: Fix things
Your Love Life
Are You In Love?: whoooo! yes
Have You Ever Been In Love?: yes
Do You Believe In Love?: yes
Do You Believe In Soul Mates?: yes
Are You Single?: yeah
If So How Long Have You Been?: like 10 months
What Is Todays Date?: July 5th
Do You Have Sex or Make Love?: depends on who i'm with
Do You Believe In Love At First Sight?: nah
Do You Have A Love Life?: yes
How Long Does It Take To Fall In Love?: i dont know. depends on the people and situations
Is Love Expressed Through Words or Actions To You?: ACTIONS
Do You Believe In Young Love?: kinda
What Does Love Mean To You?: cant put it into words, man...ask on a better day
Do You Want A Man That Can:
Cook?: sure
Clean?: yep
Dress?: YES!!!!!!!!!
Drive?: yep
Dance?: yep
Read?: YES
Sing?: nah, if he can't its cool
Play Sports?: yep
That Will Eat You Out?: HELL YES!
Talk Alot?: about decent stuff yeah
Cuddle Up With You?: yep
Relate To Your Problems?: not really relate but be understanding to them
Stay Faithful?: yes
Love You Forever?: yes
Random Questions:
Would You Like Your Man To Call You Everyday?: that would be nice
Can You Trust Your Man Around Other Girls?: i want one that i can trust...the girls can go to hell. lol
Would You Feel Comfortable With Your Man Alone With Your BestFriends?: yes. they wouldn't touch him
How Long Did Your Last Relationship Last?: cant remember
Do You Like The Whole Running Game Thing Boys Tend To Do?: no. be real...no games.
What Is Something You Can't Stand About A Guy?: the runnin game shit and tryna make women look stupid when we catch them
What Is A Compliment That Most Guys Give You?: Damn, you are so beautiful. (dont see it though. lol)
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Movies:

The Color Purple, Beloved, Ray, Remember the Titans, Meet Joe Black, The Emperor's New Groove, Honey, all the Madea plays, Sister Act II, Hustle & Flow, Resident Evil and Resident Evil Apocalypse, Barbershop I & II, Love Jones, Mulan, Don't Be A Menace While Drinkin Your Juice..., Rush Hour, Troy, Queens of Comedy, Kings of Comedy, B.A.P.S., Catwoman, Home Alone I & II, The Godfather I, II, & III, Scarface, Player's Club, Friday I and II, Jeepers Creepers I & II, Waiting to Exhale, Soul Food, Two Can Play That Game, What's Love Got To Do With It?, The Best Man, Collateral, Queen Of The Damned, X-Men I and II, Eight-Legged Freaks, State Property, Belly, The Nutty Proffesor, Boomerang, Breakin' All The Rules, The Bodyguard, Head Of State, and so many more!!!ARIES SPEARS DOES LL, SNOOP, DMX, and HOV!! .. width="425" height="350" .. Pimped PhatPimpClothing.comRILEY IS A TRIP!!!Everytime I'm in the kitchen, you in the kitchen!!! .. width="425" height="350" ..JINXERS FROM DATE MOVIE...I'M SORRY,THIS WAS FUNNY AS HELLDATE MOVIE DANCE INTRO...WOW!!!!!!! LMAO!

Television:

MTV Jams, BET, VH1 Soul, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, American Dad, My Wife And Kids, The Bernie Mac Show, Celebrity Fit Club, I Love the 80's and 90's, Jeopardy, Wheel Of Fortune, The Simpsons, 106 and Park, Maury, Jerry Springer Show, and some others.(THIS VIDEO IS COMEDY ONLY!!!!) width="425" height="350"More Boondocks!width="425" height="350"STEWIE TEASES BRIAN ABOUT HIS NOVEL width="425" height="350"STEWIE DISSES 50!!!width="425" height="350"PETER'S GOT THE MILKSHAKE!!! .. width="425" height="350" ..PETER IS FUNNY AS HELL, BEING A DUMB ASS AS USUAL!.. width="425" height="350" ..FAT?!?! UM, THIS IS NEWS TO ME..... width="425" height="350" ..DING FRIES ARE DONE!

Books:

Ok, as someone has been fucking with my shit, I have no clue what the fuckin Gospel of The Spaghetti Monster or whatever the fuck that shit was, is. fuck it. MY FAVORITE BOOKS ARE, THE BIBLE, COLDEST WINTER EVER, ROOTS, WHAT LOOKS LIKE CRAZY..., ADDICTED, THE SEX CHRONICLES, CHEATERS, FRIENDS AND LOVERS, SONG OF SOLOMON, BELOVED, AND MANY MORE....I READ ALL DAY. LOL

Heroes:

I have to say my Mommom (RIP), my Daddy, my stepmom Traci (RIP), and God. Where would I be without any of them? Mommom and Traci, I will always love and miss you. I think about you everyday. Watch over me, guide me, and protect me. Keep your love ever present in my heart. God, help me to accept who I am...help me to love myself more so that I would love you more. For loving you is loving me, because you are within me. Help me overcome all my trials and obstacles...let me know my enemies, make them plain and help me know my true friends and allies. As long as you are with me, I can face anything. Daddy, I know I wouldn't be here if it weren't for you. Keep pushing me, so I can push myself. I will stay strong for you because I know you need it. Love you.UNTIL YOU'VE WALKED IN MY SHOES, EXPERIENCED MY LIFE, FELT MY FEARS, OR ENDURED MY PAIN, DONT SAY YOU KNOW ME...YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHO I AM; YOU DON'T KNOW THE MAKINGS OF ME. ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME...

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January 26, 2007's Episode of 20/20: CAMDEN, NJ

Tonight's 20/20 on ABC was on Camden, NJ...my hometown. The place I call home. The city that has been home to my family for many, many years. And whoever else from Camden who saw this display tonight ...
Posted by Never Will There Be Another Me! on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:40:00 PST

Good Morning Acceptance...Good Morning Inner-Strength. PART II

There is so much I want to say yet there is only so much I actually can say...                      &n...
Posted by Never Will There Be Another Me! on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 01:43:00 PST

Good Morning Acceptance....Good Morning Inner-Strength

Well, right now, I have so many thoughts going through my head.  I'm listening to India.Arie's song "Good Morning" from the new album. "Good morning independence or is it loneliness?/Good morning...
Posted by Never Will There Be Another Me! on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:22:00 PST

How Can I Express Myself...?

Ok, I'm just pouring my whole soul out right now. Its just so much I'm feeling inside. Part of me wants to be happy and free to be myself...my true self, and the other part of me wants to crawl i...
Posted by Never Will There Be Another Me! on Mon, 22 May 2006 02:08:00 PST

Men Must Read...Ladies, Tell Me If U Agree

How To Make Love To A Woman-Mind and BodyBy ZaneAuthor of The Sex Chronicles: Shattering the MythWhile this manual will talk about actual sex acts, the most sensual organ on a woman is her mind; make ...
Posted by Never Will There Be Another Me! on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 06:40:00 PST

Men Must Read........(cont'd)

Speaking of infidelity, a brief word. I am not going to give a sermon on it cause it deserves a chapter all by itself and, in my upcoming book, it will probably get one. However, I would just like to ...
Posted by Never Will There Be Another Me! on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 06:38:00 PST

Men Must Read........(cont'd)

4. Listen to her and take her words seriously, especially when she says no and when she requests a change in what you are doing. Many women feel they don't get listened to sexually (and generally, the...
Posted by Never Will There Be Another Me! on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 06:37:00 PST

Men Must Read......(cont'd)

14. Be romantic every now and then. Most men are only romantic when they are trying to hook your ass and then, once they get settled into a relationship, you guys sit on the couch, drink beer, watch s...
Posted by Never Will There Be Another Me! on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 06:35:00 PST

Men Must Read........(cont'd)

9. Express yourself sexually. Even though men are supposed to be the big sex talkers, often times the only way your woman knows your ass came is cause you stop moving. So talk to us and tell us what t...
Posted by Never Will There Be Another Me! on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 06:36:00 PST