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Craig

It will never be alright -THS

About Me

Most people don't know I was the fat kid on Nickelodeon's "You Can't Do That on Television". Not really.I think I'm funnier than I really am. Much like Jerry Seinfeld only I can't figure out how to get rich from it. I don't talk about the weather (hot, cold, or tornadic) or sports (OU, OSU, or NASCAR). I don't enjoy talking about politics, because I get frustrated with conservative closed-mindedness. I inherited a great sense of compassion from my mother, but the cynicism I learned all on my own. Well, maybe I had some help from public school and Oscar the Grouch. I hate math. I don't plan on building any bridges, and thanks to online banking I don't have to balance a checkbook. If it can't be accomplished with a simple dollar store calculator then it's bunk. ..

My Interests

I enjoy music (especially sad songs that make me a little weepy), crafty things, pole dancing, movies, books, sparkly stuff, going out for Thai food and pearl divers, making friends and trying new things (how passe).

I'd like to meet:

Tori Amos, old pals, roaming gnomes...

Music:

I heart Tori Amos, Stellastarr*, The Heavenly States, The Walkmen, The Format, Postal Service, Magnetic Fields, Kidney Thieves, Kings of Convenience, Mary Chapin Carpenter, XTC, Morningwood, O.A.R., MC Lars, Grandaddy... I have a great appreciation for people who write their own music.

Television:

I don't watch anything regularly, but I try to catch MythBusters, South Park, How It's Made, How'd They Do That?, and other random junk.

Heroes:

Helen Wheels

My Blog

What Lurks...

Yesterday I parked the Jeep out on the street in front of the house so Wayne could pull his rig into the driveway. After he left I went outside to move the Jeep back into the driveway. Normally I woul...
Posted by Craig on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:51:00 PST

Rude Ass Bitches

On Monday a bunch of us (me, Wayne, Lidia and Charity, and The Matts) went together to see the True Colors Tour concert (Joan Jett, B52s, Cyndi Lauper and more) at the Zoo Amphitheater. We were all e...
Posted by Craig on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:09:00 PST

Random Request

I got a random Friend Request and email from this group:http://www.myspace.com/teamosm  From: Team OSMSubject:BALL4LIFE BASKETBALLBody:WE WILL BE IN OKLAHOMA CITY ON JUNE 21 AT THE COX CONVENTION...
Posted by Craig on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:11:00 PST

Thank You Tussionex!

Fun Things to Do When You're Home Sick1. Create a ghetto humidifier by boiling water in a large stock pot. For extra relief add spoonfuls of mentholatum vapor rub. Close eyes before sticking your h...
Posted by Craig on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:05:00 PST

Xmas Greed

Dear Santa, I hope you and the Mrs. are well. Please say a kind hello to the elves and reindeer for me. I know this is such a busy time of year for you all. I have included a list of things I would...
Posted by Craig on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:53:00 PST

I need a hug

I've been slacking in the bloggin'. Not for any one particular reason, really. I've been a little busy with school and not really wanting to write for fun after composing five multiple page essays...
Posted by Craig on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 01:31:00 PST

Brian A. Gallagher can suck it

Disclaimer: I just mostly rambled and ranted and don't have all my facts straight, but I'm pretty damn close... Here is a website that provides outstanding financial information for almost every ...
Posted by Craig on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 02:50:00 PST

Because I’m Too Lame To Write a Real Blog Right Now...

Here's a delightful survey! One day I'll actually post a real blog again... one day   1. Where is the last place you held hands?the car, I think 2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survi...
Posted by Craig on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:47:00 PST

Its a bulletin in a blog!

61 things that you probably didn't know and pretty much don't matter.1. What is your middle name?Antonio2. How big is your bed?King3. What are you listening to right now?The fan swishing slowly back a...
Posted by Craig on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:08:00 PST

Bored, Bored, Bored...

I was bored as hell at work so I thought I'd write some randomness to pass the time instead of sitting at my desk cruising CNN.com for something interesting& I think it's one of those karmic mysteries...
Posted by Craig on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 02:47:00 PST