tits |
A nun is lying in her bathtub when there is a loud banging at the bathroom door. to which she replied "who is it?"
"it's the blind man" He replied
Thinking that it would be ok to come...
Posted by California Grown on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:04:00 PST |
drugs |
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than j...
Posted by California Grown on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 09:50:00 PST |
fuck the police |
A young guy is speeding across a bridge in his fancy sports car. Sure enough, a cop with a radar gun is sitting on the other side of the bridge. The cop pulls him over, then walks up to the guy's car ...
Posted by California Grown on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 09:47:00 PST |
naughty |
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shak...
Posted by California Grown on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 09:45:00 PST |
naked |
Top 10 Reasons to Work Naked
10. No one ever steals your chair.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
7. People stop stealin...
Posted by California Grown on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 09:42:00 PST |
gemini |
You want to know everything but never dig quite deep enough, usually just skimming the surface. Gemini is a jack of all trades. Gemini is highly adaptable and likes change and variety. You are restles...
Posted by California Grown on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:46:00 PST |
