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jeri

I am here for Dating and Serious Relationships

About Me

I am a special events coordinator at a nonprofit and I thoroughly enjoy my job. In my free time I love to travel, read, spend time outdoors and cheer for the Twins. I also like to have a good time with my friends and family. I spend my summers at the lake and my winters on the ski slopes. My biggest accomplishment of this past year was completing the MS Challenge Walk a three-day, fifty mile, fundraising walk through the Twin Cities. I am looking for someone with interesting travel stories to share, a good sense of humor and good manners too. Goals are great, but a good balance between work and play is a must. I would like to meet a great guy who wants to get to know a funny girl.
When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? i start the water first then jump in when its hot
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? no
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? yes
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? yes
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? no
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? yes
How old do you look? 25
How old do you act? 18
Have you recently become a member of anything? yes
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? closed
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? no
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? captain or the mistress
Have you ever called anyone a slut? yes
Have you ever been called a slut? yes
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? yes
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? yes

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Kelly Clarkson, lindsay lohan, Seth MacFarlane
What Kind Of Weapon Are you?

Chainsaw
You're the Chainsaw! Certainly the most brutal of all weapons. If you strike, your presence is definitely going to be known. Only the most violent, raging maniacs use you. And they've gotta have a strong stomach too, that's for sure. Much like the SCREWDRIVER, people don't expect you. If someone snaps and decides to use you as a weapon, nobody is going to have time to run. I feel sorry for anyone who finds your victims, peace be with them. You need some serious counseling, sicko.