jacquelyn

Which Barbie Are You?

Hollywood Barbie
People are so mean when they call you vain and shallow. It's your agent who is pressuring you to get a second nose job! You can't help it the Malibu surgeon got the shape wrong (the lawsuit is still pending). It's not your fault the only 3 motion pictures you've ever done were box office bombs. They were bad scripts and your roles weren't big enough to save the film. Things will surely be lookig up for you soon, barbie. Atleast your live in boyfriend is a great masseur.

When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? shower?
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? no
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? no
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? no
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? no
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? yes
How old do you look? 22
How old do you act? 26
Have you recently become a member of anything? yes
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? open
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? yes
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? the gal doing the plank
Have you ever called anyone a slut? yes
Have you ever been called a slut? no
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? no
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? yes