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Craig

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About Me

I play bass guitar in THE REMOTE JUNKIES and produce albums. I really am trying my best to get the ball rolling on a movie project that I have waited my whole life to do. If people tell me that I can't do something, it usually doesn't sway me. I'm pretty DIY and there's nothing that I feel that I can't do if I put my mind to something.

That said, I don't really put my mind to a ton of things, but I do:
Own a record label, MUNKACOPTER RECORDS
Play in a band
Spend as much time with my family and friends as possible.
Take 15 hours of college per semester
Produce albums by my band and my friends bands.
Listen to way too much music.
Watch way too many movies.
Try to live every day like it is my last - I know it sounds retarded and most people would say the same, but why would I waste my life doing shit that I wouldn't do if I were to die tomorrow.

My Interests

I like recording music, especially producing. I play in a punk band "the remote junkies" and I really want to get started making indie films.

I'd like to meet:

God, Jesus, Chris Seaver, Henry Winkler, Posh Spice, Lloyd Kaufman, Debbie Rochon, Dian Bachar, that guy in ALL the commercials - you know, the fat guy.

Music:

NoFx, Propagandhi, Sublime, DESCENDENTS, Green Day, Transplants, Rancid, Last Ride In, MxPx, Against Me!, Alkaline Trio, Comeback Kid, Ramones, Blink, Lagwagon, (older) AFI, Good Riddance, The Gargamels, Only Crime, No Use For A Name, The N Crowd, The Queers, Black Flag, Black Math Experiment, the vandals, the weakerthans, Grade, One Man Army, TSOL, and the list goes on...

Movies:

The Toxic Avenger (mostly part 1 and 4), Cannibal! the musical, Zoolander, Josie and the Pussycats, Donnie Darko, Clerks, DodgeBall: a true underdog story, Porky's, Silver Bullet, BASEketball, Waiting..., Blowin' Smoke (Freak Talks About Sex), Jack Frost (1 and 2), The Monster Squad, Billy Madison, The midnight hour, Melvin Goes To Dinner, The Goonies, Tommy Boy, The Stuff, Fight Club, Freddy Got Fingered, Creepshow, Hostel, Dead Alive, Bowling for Columbine, Fahrenheit 9/11, Kung Pow, Thank You For Smoking, Lollilove, Tremors, CB4, Sin City, Ali G - Indahouse, Shaun of the Dead, Run Ronnie Run, Wet Hot American Summer, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Melvin Goes to Dinner, Borat, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Hey... Stop Stabbing Me, Magma Head, Shrunken Heads, Wild Things, Zapped!, Undercover Brother, Ghostbusters, House, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Orgazmo, Cabin Fever, Miracle Mile, Hard Candy, Phil the Alien, The Specials, and a TON more... basically anything funny or scary.

Television:

Ali G, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, South Park, Upright Citizen's Brigade, The Daily Show, The Simpsons, Futurama, The Office, Clerks: The Animated Series, Stella, Real Time with Bill Maher, Mr. Show, Radio Free Roscoe, Peep Show, Saturday Night Live, Dog Bites Man, Luckie Louie, Tourgasm, Strangers with Candy, other shows...

Books:

"Stupid White Men" - Michael Moore, "Make Your Own Damn Movie" - Lloyd Kaufman, "A People's History of the United States" - Howard Zinn, The Bible, Make Your Own Damn Movie - Lloyd Kaufman.

Heroes:

people who dont suck (there are surprisingly a lot less than you would figure)

My Blog

the chocolate reruns...

... was said at work the other day and I think that it is the best phrase that ever came out of anyone.  "Wonky Britches" would be a close second though.Anyway, been awhile since I blogged. ...
Posted by Craig on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:11:00 PST

20 things

So I stole this idea from my friend Kyrsten and I think that it is freakin' great.Write twenty statements,intended to different people.Never tell which one is to whoThey are things you've always wante...
Posted by Craig on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 05:04:00 PST

really?

I am actually surprised how conservative I scored on this...>Your Political Profile:Overall: 25% Conservative, 75% LiberalSocial Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% LiberalPersonal Responsibility: 0% Conser...
Posted by Craig on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 02:46:00 PST

"...a bunch of savages in this town"

This weekend I have been sick as hell.  Basically thats the reason that I am up so early (its 5:30 am) and the reason that I watched "Stranger Than Paradise", "Inland Empire", "Clerks 2" and "Bac...
Posted by Craig on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:03:00 PST

time keeps on slipping...

Last night Peach and Kara moved out of the apartment complex.  Sure, they only moved 1/10 of a mile down the street, but it still sucks that I no longer live 20 steps away from two of my best fri...
Posted by Craig on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 09:51:00 PST

dear...

Dear Friend-requesters,Please be real people and not spam.  Is that too much to ask?  I am sick and tired of having "friend requests" only to find out that they are some Brazilian girl with ...
Posted by Craig on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:02:00 PST

odd timing

I don't know if the world has peaked at its coolest or if we have hit a new low.Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake won an emmy for "dick in a box" - the SNL segment.  Yeah, a freakin' emmy!...
Posted by Craig on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 03:38:00 PST

Why?

So I went to see "The Brothers Solomon" with Peach and Kara tonight.Verdict:   Suck-fest.I was kinda sad because Will Arnett is an amazing actor and other than his small role in Blades of Gl...
Posted by Craig on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 01:59:00 PST

SUPERBAD

Was an amazing ass movie.We caught an advance screening last night and it couldn't have been better.  It was every bit as good as Knocked Up.  There were scenes in that movie that you litera...
Posted by Craig on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:35:00 PST

moved out

Well guys, Rodney and I moved out this weekend.  It basically took all weekend, but we did it.  My parents, Peaches, and Kara wasted their weekend by helping us out but thank God for them.&n...
Posted by Craig on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 10:10:00 PST