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Rebecca Havemeyer

Saddle up Boys!

About Me

CHECK OUT rebeccahavemeyer.com FELLA'S!!!!Hello Boys! Aren't these computer machines simply remarkable! My name's Rebecca Havemeyer and I just have to say I'm thrilled to have ya'll over to this page of mine! For those of you who don't know a blazin' thing about me, ya better fix yourself a stiff drink and lay flat on the nearest rug for support. I'm a purveyor of performance, a woman of the world, and an all around good natured filly when the moon's in it's right house if ya know what I mean, La! Seein' as how I ride on the dirt road of the Havemeyer family line, I can't say that I'm really rollin in it, but hey...you can find wealth in a pile of manure if ya' dig long enough. Whoof! I have a beautiful little boy named Jimmy from my one and only busted marriage to a moron named Larry "Sugarman" Jones, and I'm constantly skippin' through the world puttin' on extravaganzas that showcase remarkably talented individuals...including myself! La!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hell, I'd like to meet a rock if it can entertain me! Seriously, seriously...I wanna meet every blazin' thing there is to meet in this twisted world of ours! I wanna meet ol' Liz Taylor before she says goodbye, I wanna meet that Nancy Grace woman in a dark alley, I wanna meet myself in a past life, I wanna meet the Queen of England so's I can ask her who does her hair, I wanna meet Benji the dog! Let's go!

Music:

Alice Faye, Dolly Parton, Serge Gainsbourg, Nat King Cole, Sparks, Belle & Sebastian, Duke Ellington, Sufjan Stevens, T.Valentine, Dionne Warwick, that Madonna lady, Kate Bush, Jobriath, Boards of Canada, Loretta Lynn, Marlene Dietrich, Matt McGarvey, Blondie, The Poppy Family, PJ Harvey, Raymond Scott, Heart, The Carpenters, Rufus Wainwright, Fleetwood Mac, Nico, Tanya Tucker, Tori Amos.

Movies:

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Staightjacket, 9 to 5, Mondo Trasho, 2046, The Wicker Man(1973), To Kill a Mockingbird, Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, The Innocents, The Women, Spirited Away, Casablanca, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Rosemary's Baby, Grey Gardens, Chinatown, Moulin Rouge, Black Christmas(1974), The Great Muppet Caper, Steel Magnolias, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Network, Female Trouble, Bad Education, Dead Ringer, Halloween, Private Eyes, Born Free, 101 Dalmations, Orphee, 8 1/2.

Television:

My spider monkey, Chibi, took the blazin' antenna and buried it somewhere in the yard.

Heroes:

Praise Him!

My Blog

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