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penelope

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Networking

About Me


I love to read urban novels,I'm fun-loving and gentle. My friends love to come to me with their problems because I give great advice. I don't like liars and fakes. (Always be yourself) My match should love kids .I have one (single parent)and I want at least one more, and my match MUST want to get married in the future!

You Should Date A Japanese Guy!
You're an interesting blend of traditonal and modern
And a Japanese guy is likely to be on your wavelength
Maybe you'll show your love by dying your hair the same color
Or get married in a traditional white kimono!
When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? start the water then get in
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? yes
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? yes
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? no
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? yes
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? yes
How old do you look? 20
How old do you act? 11
Have you recently become a member of anything? yes
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? closed
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? no
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? what positions are available?
Have you ever called anyone a slut? yes
Have you ever been called a slut? no
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? yes
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? yes

My Interests


arts, dining, family, movies, listening to music, outdoor activities, photography, reading, theater, travel, cooking, computers / internet, gaming, television, playing music
Which Barbie Are You?

Hollywood Barbie
People are so mean when they call you vain and shallow. It's your agent who is pressuring you to get a second nose job! You can't help it the Malibu surgeon got the shape wrong (the lawsuit is still pending). It's not your fault the only 3 motion pictures you've ever done were box office bombs. They were bad scripts and your roles weren't big enough to save the film. Things will surely be lookig up for you soon, barbie. Atleast your live in boyfriend is a great masseur.

What Disney Princess Are You?

Snow White
Your evil step-mum tried to kill you and now you live with 7 men...lucky girl.

I'd like to meet:



Your Inner Eye Color Is Green
You're off-scale unique and creative - just like green eyes
You're peaceful, relaxed, and easy to be around
You've got an exotic flair that draws men in... with unique beauty.