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CHRIS B

Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?

About Me


This is The Official Myspace Page of Chris Beard! All the others are imposters... or maybe their name is Chris Beard too, I don't know? I go to Central Virginia Community College. And no, Community College is not for losers because I happen to be one of the coolest guys I know... I think?a

My Interests

Stuff! Such as Lipton's Green Tea w/ Citrus, pixie sticks, skittles (If you ask me, they don't taste like rainbows), The Dallas Cowboys, D.C. United, Porkmunks (don't ask), playing basketball and soccer, XBOX, and anything that is cool.

I'd like to meet:

James Hetfield, Batman, The Kool Aid Man, Prof. Charles Xavier, James Gunn, Ricky Gervais, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Christian Bale, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and the cast of The Office and Arrested Development.

Music:

Metallica, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith, Thrice, Queen, Pearl Jam, The Rolling Stones, Circa Survive, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Beatles, The Smashing Pumpkins, The White Stripes, Oasis, The Subways and many more...

Movies:

Star Wars, 300, Old School, Sin City, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Shaun of the Dead, Anchorman, Toy Story 1&2, Spinal Tap, Children of Men, Donnie Darko, SLiTHER, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Batman Begins, Saw, Equilibrium, Spiderman 1-2, The Machinist, The Big Lebowski, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, V for Vendetta, Office Space, Wet Hot American Summer, X-Men 1-3, Serenity, Dazed and Confused, Little Miss Sunshine, Gangs of New York, Enemy at the Gates, Napoleon Dynamite, Pirates of the Caribbean 1&2, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Gladiator, Talladega Nights, The Prestige, Blood Diamond, The Departed, Dumb and Dumber, American Psycho, The Illusionist, Starship Troopers, The Bourne Identity, The Quick and the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The Host, The Harry Potter Movies (Make fun of me and I'll kick your ass!) and more...

Television:

Arrested Development (The greatest show ever), The Office (Both versions), 24, Battlestar Galactica (The new one), Firefly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, 30 Rock, Reno 911, My Name is Earl, Family Guy, The Riches, Band of Brothers, Harvey Birdman, South Park and Dirty Jobs.

Books:

I'm really getting into the Berenstain Bears (They take me back to a more simple time)

Heroes:

Little Debbie (Because she makes a damn good snack cake), Jack Bauer, Mr. Rogers, and I guess God.