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Bjorn & Andy

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About Me

Illustrated by the self proclaimed messiah, Randy Schlitz, and Mexican drug smuggler, Raoul P. Sanchez, Bjorn & Andy is a comic chronicling the adventures of two p.o.w.'s who escape from demonic alien nazi scientists and enter a world much much worse.

My Interests

flying machines, radioactive monkeys, cults, the circus (flying or otherwise), the little mermaid, super sweet explosions, vegetarian pork chops, socialism, munchkins and midgets, evil clowns, gigantic cannibal babies, space exploration, the undead, marijuana, and interchangeable artificial limbs.

I'd like to meet:

jesus, so i could prove he doesn't exist.

Music:

Bob Marley, Blondie, Frank Zappa, Tenacious D, Pink Floyd, White Zombie, Radiohead

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Reefer Madness, Cheech and Chong, The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Through the Eighth Dimension

Television:

Cartoons, public access, and Animal Planet.

Books:

The ones with pictures.

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Rodney Dangerfield, Leslie Nielson, Charles Manson, Fidel Castro, Nat Turner, William Wallace, Bartman, Powdered Toast Man, Jerry Maquire, and Bobba Fett.