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Beej

Cougar hunter extrodinaire

About Me

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Lamborghini ridin

What's everyone, this is my little private spot on the internet to have to myself. Except for that porn that was distributed without my knowledge, and just to let you know it was edited too, trust me the original wasn't 3 minutes long!!! Well enough with that. I am a dorky ass engineer that lives for the weekend. I love my job and love my friends even more. I only drink on the weekends but sometimes I can have too much. I hate being so drunk I forget where I fall asleep. What that didn't make any sense at all. I might be drunk right now. Who cares, I can count to bananas bitches!!! I race cars on the weekends when I am not hungover, I dont think you would wanna ride with me. I am actually pretty shy but everyone thinks I am a cocky bastard, but I get any woman I want (over 60) and have more money than Bill Gates (the bum next door, not the computer guy). I live my life a 99 cent Wendy's chicken nugget pack at a time, and I will never ask for extra sauce. Well who know what the hell I'm talking about......Anyways, aside from that my free time is really taken up by performing rigourous cock pushups and chode cruches. gotta stay fit right!? I do like myself a stout woman that can save my ass when I talk to much and get into a fight. As far as blondes or brunettes, I like both...you know the trailer park dye job where there are 6" of dark black roots that leads into a beautiful peroxide blonde ;) Well I can't type much more with my left hand so I gotta. 5 NUCKLE SHUFFLE BITCHES

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Big guy chopper

My Interests

WORKING ON MY MAYONAISE FARM MOSTLY. I LIKE BETTING ON DRUNK BUM FIGHTS. PARKING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD. TOAD LICKING. I ALSO AIRBRUSH CAMELS AND OTHER DESERT ANIMALS. OH I ALMOST FORGOT I LIKE TO WORK PRO BONO GIVING BRAZILIAN WAXES TO THE NICE LADIES DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT HOME :)Being active...whether it be the gym, running, baseball, or other forms of cardiovascular fitness ;)

I'd like to meet:

Only if I was alive back then......Damn she was perfect. Webster....ya know that short little dude. I dont wanna talk to him, just put him in one of those baby backpacks and walk around all day with him.

Music:

Elbow, Starsailor, Sneaker Pimps, Jack Johnson, Chevelle, The Postal Service, Death Cab, Snow Patrol, Melowdrone, Goldfrapp, Esthero, Coldplay, Portishead, Radiohead, Massive Attack, John Mayer, Pete Yorn. Tons more just dont wanna type

Movies:

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells, Pi, Snatch, Tombstone, Eurotrip, Closer, Momento

Television:


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Books:

Ummm, I dont read books but I read tons of articles on Automotive engineering and design books of suspension, engines, and forced induction.

Heroes:

Superman and Martha Stewart

My Blog

Life is Guud.

Long weeks turn into short weekends. But there are good friends and good people that make the those long weeks seem so short. It's funny that everyone that is close to me I have met randomly. All of m...
Posted by Beej on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 09:03:00 PST

Things that make me happy.

I dont know why I was always writing down some depressing stuff lately so here is a list of things that put a smile on my face!! Will Farrell movies, Pancakes, Gatorade when I am hungover, Puppies, Go...
Posted by Beej on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 03:56:00 PST

my reputation......

The more I think about what people say about me the less I really care. It's sad that people need to talk about other peoples lives in order to fill a void that is in theirs. I get tired of meeting pe...
Posted by Beej on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 08:04:00 PST

my first blog

I have never written a blog before, dont even know what the hell it is. But I did eat a lot of food today, and I dont have a lot of toilet paper at my place......this is going to pose a problem someti...
Posted by Beej on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 03:42:00 PST