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What's everyone, this is my little private spot on the internet to have to myself. Except for that porn that was distributed without my knowledge, and just to let you know it was edited too, trust me the original wasn't 3 minutes long!!! Well enough with that. I am a dorky ass engineer that lives for the weekend. I love my job and love my friends even more. I only drink on the weekends but sometimes I can have too much. I hate being so drunk I forget where I fall asleep. What that didn't make any sense at all. I might be drunk right now. Who cares, I can count to bananas bitches!!! I race cars on the weekends when I am not hungover, I dont think you would wanna ride with me. I am actually pretty shy but everyone thinks I am a cocky bastard, but I get any woman I want (over 60) and have more money than Bill Gates (the bum next door, not the computer guy). I live my life a 99 cent Wendy's chicken nugget pack at a time, and I will never ask for extra sauce. Well who know what the hell I'm talking about......Anyways, aside from that my free time is really taken up by performing rigourous cock pushups and chode cruches. gotta stay fit right!? I do like myself a stout woman that can save my ass when I talk to much and get into a fight. As far as blondes or brunettes, I like both...you know the trailer park dye job where there are 6" of dark black roots that leads into a beautiful peroxide blonde ;) Well I can't type much more with my left hand so I gotta. 5 NUCKLE SHUFFLE BITCHES
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