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she's so *cheeky*

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About Me

"I'm Here To Shatter
...All Of Your Theories...
About Me."


"I don't mean to toot my own horn or anything, but- BEEP! BEEP!
I'm raw. I'm uncut. I'm in your face. I'm all over the place."

Um... Yeah. That's pretty much me, in a nutshell. LOL. What else? I currently work full-time during the day and attend school part-time at night- so that doesn't leave a TON of time for fun- but I still manage to have a blast during whatever down-time I can find. I can't stand people who (A.) don't know how to spell or (B.) use the wrong tense of a word (i.e. "seen" as opposed to "saw"). I am incredibly confident. I'm funny- to a fault. My heart carries so much kindness that it's unquestionably twice the size of yours, yet, literally pumps only 1/2 the amount blood- YOU do the math (aren't blood disorders a bitch?!). I'm a Starbucks Whore, a Kissing Whore, and a Brand Whore... None of which should be confused with a "Whore" Whore - I leave that to everyone else. I enjoy using adjectives. A few of my favorite words are: hella, wicked, rad, money, most def, super, rock, etc. I write. All the time. And, by the looks of it- you like to read. A lot. I like to clean. And do laundry. I'm a tad obsessive-compulsive. When I love, I always love 100 percent, without condition and without reservation. I would eat sushi every day if my schedule permitted doing so. I rollerskate- I do not rollerblade. I like to be in the rain. I'm a total water-baby. Sleep is a luxury which I am rarely able to take part in. I enjoy symmetry in all things.
Ugly people offend me. Well- not really- but they don't please me. LMFAO. That's mean, huh? Yeah- so sue me.
I'm famously random.
And quirky.
And randomly famous.
Oh, I guess I should also warn you:
I'm painfully unforgettable.
"Become your own star... THEN make a wish! "
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

1. Anyone of interest. No longer content with all the pretty faces possessing empty heads, I welcome anyone to message me who actually has something to say.
2. If you're too incredibly different from me, I may not respond... Sorry but we've gotta at least have some kind of common ground.
3. Please do not message me with some common, crazy-ass, broke-up line because I've heard them all and am impressed by none. Be real or take your fake ass over to someone else's page.
4. My blog is a public listing so you're welcome to read and post comments. You're even welcome to join the plethora of subscribers, if you so choose.
5. Don't bring me your drama; save it for yo momma... As if that Jerry Springer-watchin-bitch didn't have enough to gossip about, as it is.

My Blog

confusion is an understatement.

at which point did she take the wrong turn... which fork in the road brought her down the path of least resistance, avoiding committment at every turn? this suddenly and strangely sheepish girl who co...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 17:56:00 GMT

my very own "wtf" moment...

so... how do you reply to an email received from one of your ex-husband's former co-workers who "happens to come across" your MS profile, out of the blue? someone that you were never friends with - ba...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 19:59:00 GMT

the truth

what i've come to understand is that life's lessons aren't usually quick and, more often than not, they don't come easy. i've learned quite a few along the way and it's recently occurred to me that i ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 10:03:00 GMT

don't you just love it when...

don't you just love it when you're able to relax and escape into a fantastic movie, just long enough to forget about all the other shit in the world? i know i do. and that's what Nick and Norah's Infi...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:51:00 GMT

soaking it up

as i begin my 30-day countdown to home ownership, i've started to come to terms with just how much i'm going to miss living at home with my parents. now... i know that may sound strange but i'm incred...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 18:40:00 GMT

an amazing day in history

i'm so incredibly awe-struck right now... absolutely overwhelmed... the world as we know it is changing, right before our eyes - and my eyes are wide open to it all... i've been watching the CNN news ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 08:14:00 GMT

The Newest Addition

Bayne Michael was welcomed into the world today at 2:46pm EST weighing in at 9lbs. 2oz. and 21" long. He has huge chubby cheeks, dark hair and eyes, and was ready have his first meal within minutes of...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 11:46:00 GMT

save the date!

the date has finally been set and i'll be closing on my first home in just about 2.5 weeks: January 30, 2009 ... nearly 90 days after the process first began!i'm absolutely thrilled but i don't think ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:25:00 GMT

benign

the results are in: i'm free of skin cancer! ... awesome news :)
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:24:00 GMT

absolutely fuming!

i'm sooo seeing red right now, i can barely see straight.i arranged to pick-up "my" new treadmill today, after solidifying a purchased on Craigs List this past Thursday, and made sure to call ahead to...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 10:19:00 GMT