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Geoff

Lemme get up in them guts...

About Me

I really hate it when people can't handle the shit I write. Let this thing (being the first thing on the page) act as warning AND information. If you ‘don’t care’ about me as you so often claim to do, then go away. I do not care if you don’t read what I write. I am doing it for the people who will read it and say “Yeah, I hate that too” and they will go out and break someones fucking iPod. When my livejournal was still operational, for as long as I can remember, people fucking bitched about what I wrote. “I hate this” and “Why did you say that” and the ever persistent “You are a jerk, and everything you write is stupid.” Well you fucking read it continually Einstein. You know what you can do to fix it? Fuck off. What an awesome solution. I could put it in pill form and sell it to late night infomercial watchers or morning TV viewers. “Don’t like something? Well thank Christ, you can take Fuck off, and not do it. Buy its sister product to ‘Nobody gives a fuck but you!’ and you can take them home for only three easy payments of you’re probably an asshole anyway.” So I know for a fact a lot of you are thinking right now “What a fucking hypocrite, he bitches about shit he hates continually, and yet he does not fuck off?” Incorrect, anyone who thinks that can also buy some fuck off pills, and here is why. I would have no problem if someone read something I wrote, then went away to their own website and complained about how fucking stupid it was and gave reasons why. There is no need to tell me about it, so don't expect a reply if you send me a message saying how stupid something is, or if you disagree with me but go about telling me in a retarded way. I already know I am an asshole. Tell some friends or something. I can add to this, the fact that if I hate something, its not like I spend fucking shitloads of time around it, or read its fucking blog. Jesus.DAATH-Subterfuge

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who can make me laugh. If you can make me laugh, motherfucker, we are friends. Even if you don't want to be my friend, I'm gonna force myself on you until you accept the fact.
I accept ANY and ALL as friends at first. Don't be put off by my seeming hatred for everything. I love new people, and I'm not an elitist. I have lots of good friends from all different cliques.

Music:

and...
Sonata Arctica, Mortiis, Smashing Pumpkins, Killing Joke, Lullacry, Mastodon, Devin Townsend, Stone Temple Pilots, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Scar Symmetry, Finntroll, Bush, The 69 Eyes, Twilightning, The Tea Party, Marilyn Manson, Foo Fighters, Elvenking, Deadsy, Amorphis, Lordi, Children of Bodom, Scarling, X Japan, My Chemical Romance, Opeth, Leaves' Eyes, Pain, Arsis, AFI, Andrew WK, Himsa, Kamelot, Pelican, Isis, Queensryche, Rob Zombie, Wednesday 13, VNV Nation, My Dying Bride, Soulfly, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum.I also really like pop singers with cute music. Like Annie and Kate Miller Heidke.

Movies:

War of the Worlds. Yeah, the new one with Tom Cruise. That movie is fucking awesome. I have nothing bad to say about it. It was cool from start to finish, and if you didn't like it then you didn't understand it because you're a moron. Go to college, study 'Not being a retard 101' watch it again and then say to me how awesome it is. People are like "Eugh! Tom Cruise is in it" Shut it, dickhead. Who cares if Tom Cruise did some shitty films? What like Top Gun was the worst movie ever made? Do you hate gay people? I bet you do you fucking homophobe.You sicken me.I also like really crappy B-Horror movies and also a few modern horror films. I really like the "grossout" horror films of the modern age. I love Hostel and the Saw films. I thought Silent Hill was really violent, messy and dark too, which means it gets my approval. Zombie movies are a big hit with me aswell. ..

Television:

I really like Prison Break. Thats the only one I'm really dedicated to watching. I've seen a few episodes of Dexter and thats pretty awesome aswell.I really love That 70's Show and Freaks and Geeks.I also really love Hey Arnold, Ahhh! Real Monsters and Angry Beavers. Nicktoons fucking rock. Well, those 3 did anyway. I'm a big fan of cartoons that are just stupid, and whilst I can watch things like Daria and Futurama and find them really enjoyable and clever, I'd much rather be watching Ren and Stimpy or Beavis and Butthead. Something I can just sit there and go "Ha!" instead of having to watch it properly to get the jokes.I'm also a big fan of Viva La Bam.

Heroes:

My big sister. Even if she had a full mong eye when she was little.

My Blog

Because I am a nice guy...

People always say that I come off as a jerk at first, but then when they get to know me I'm actually a lot nicer than they first expected.Friends will often say to me "I thought you were an asshole un...
Posted by Geoff on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 08:37:00 PST

And this is actually important.

Alright, here's the deal.The only reason I have so many fuckin friends is because I made a bet with my friend Alex that I could have 10,000 myspace friends in a year.Whilst I still think that is large...
Posted by Geoff on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 09:16:00 PST

I played with them WRONG! I DID IT WRONG!

When I was really young, maybe like... 8 or something, and my sister was 10, she would try and coax me into playing Barbie with her because she needed something to control the other doll/dolls whateve...
Posted by Geoff on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 04:42:00 PST

An exciting new development.

Ok, so check this shit out.Basically, I am currently unhappy with my body size/shape.I'm not fat, but I could afford to lose a bit of weight. And over the next 6 months will be taking due action to ac...
Posted by Geoff on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 09:21:00 PST

Pets for SALE!

First things first. Andrea gets half credit for this one. Andrea being my sister, and also my most amusing work colleague.We get bored there. I've said that before, but its true.So anyway, a little wh...
Posted by Geoff on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:42:00 PST

Harry Potter Spoilers for all you FANS!

So, everyone knows that the new Harry Potter book is coming out soon... and theres a few things that shit me about Harry Potter. In fact, theres 1 thing, and that is the over-use of the word "coolly" ...
Posted by Geoff on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 07:40:00 PST

Fucking Pasha Bulker...

Dear friends.Those of you who live in NSW, probably already know what the Pasha Bulker is. For my friends from far away, this... is the Pasha Bulker.And this, is where its currently located, roughly 2...
Posted by Geoff on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:49:00 PST

Mexico... next stop, GUAM!

Oftentimes, people question why I have that massive piece of text on my homepage saying how I don't give a shit if you disagree with me. Because I'm right. I'm always right, and 100% of the time, if y...
Posted by Geoff on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:09:00 PST

A choice quote from the first episode of Big Brother 2007.

I watched this show for all of 5 minutes, and fuck... its terrible.Just to sum up how retarded the people on this show are, I will give you a quote from one of these cross-bred shaved monkeys.The guy ...
Posted by Geoff on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 04:12:00 PST

Vampirefreaks Hall of Shame... or fame. I don't know whats popular anymore.

I'm not sure if many of you are familiar with the goth community Vampirefreaks? But well... Go and see for yourself www.vampirefreaks.com and you will see what I mean. Now I hear some of you shouting ...
Posted by Geoff on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:22:00 PST