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Charlie

I am here for Friends

About Me


Female
33 years old
on a swiftly tilting planet
United States
Last Login:
12-21-2012
Mayan Doomsday 2012 Clock

I resent that I need to add this "aside" or "disclaimer" to the very top of my profile but the sheer volume of annoying messages I have received has rendered it sadly necessary. Dudes - listen up. Do NOT bother to message me if yer gonna send me a cut’n’paste bit of happy crappy that you send to all the chicks - you know the ones; full of sad misspellings and many other butcherings of our fine language, all about how "enchanted" and "captivated" you are. Guess what? I’m not your "Angel", I sho’ as hell ain’t from "Heaven", I’m not the stars in your sky and I sho’ as hell ain’t goan’ be the sun come burstin’ through your clouds! So, screw, buddy. Go tell some chick who cares. Oh wait - there aren’t any.
On the other hand, if you are freaking AWESOME, like all of the people on my friends list, please do feel free to message/add me.
Videos that amuse me even though they probably shouldn't:
The Legend of Davey "Lardass" Hogan
Make it Mac Tonight!
Mahir Cagri - I Kiss You
Imposter Parody (Snow) - Jim Carrey
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


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Stephen King, Berkeley Breathed,(of Bloom County and Outland fame) (long live Bill the Cat!)
any of the Wayons, Jim Carrey, Steven Tyler, Angus Young, Donald and Kiefer Sutherland, Sean Astin, Tommy Lee Jones, Roger Waters, Ric Ocasic, Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, on and on...

I would love to meet Chris & Rich Robinson of The Black Crowes. Wowee wow! Are they more sexy or more talented? Tough call!

Mmm... Ville Valo would be nice to meet...

As would the Magically Delicious Irish born actor, Cillian Murphy...

My Blog

Male Beauty

When I talk with my female friends the topic invariably turns to sexy male celebrities.  When I mention Cillian Murphy, they're always like, "huh? who?"  I dont understand it.  He's wor...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 22:09:00 GMT

Beauty Personified...

The most beautiful men that are... with their father, Stan Robinson.
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:35:00 GMT

On the bad days, you pray for death...

Damn it, people. Follow these links and educate yourselves a little.   http://www.ilru.org/html/publications/bookshelf/MCS.html http://www.ourlittleplace.com/mcs.html http://www.mcs-global.org/C...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 22:15:00 GMT

As it is; so it be - God pound it

As chemically sensitive as I am, there are very few things on earth that I will willingly stand in a great, carcinogenic cloud for two hours for. This wee small list includes the revered brothers Rob...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 20:58:00 GMT

I liked the wrong boy...

I liked the wrong boy...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 20:18:00 GMT

R.I.P., Grandpa Miller

Walter Leo Miller 11/16/20 - 7/5/07 R.I.P. Grandpa Miller
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:55:00 GMT

Justin Timberlake Slays Me...

Dear God, the selection of radio stations we have to choose from at work - it's so horrible - that Monday's station, Movin' 92.5 is sadly my favorite "at work" station. It's rap, hip-hop, and R&B...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 22:53:00 GMT

My Enemy, The Clock...

I hate it hate it hate it, stupid loathesome clock; dictating what and how and when and for how long I "have" to do every little damned thing! Contempt and aggravation abound!  How so I...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 22:20:00 GMT

the taste of words

For those who love the taste of words - I suggest you Google the following: T.S. Eliot, The Wasteland, 1922 T.S. Eliot, The Hollow Men, 1925 Robert Browning, Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came Will...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 20:12:00 GMT

the ipod as a self defense mechanism

I have an unfortunate tendency to use my ipod as a self defense mechanism.  By which I mean I use it as an excuse not to talk to people.  Sometimes I regret this but mostly I just compare wh...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 17:56:00 GMT