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THE FOIL KING!!!

Chameleon, Comedian, Corinthian and Charicature

About Me

..I'm ten feet tall, I have the intellect of that which is far greater than any sentient being known to man, and my dad might be able to swing a hammer better than your dad.

My Interests

don't let the other pictures fool you, this is the real me:
collecting fairy dust, then getting it too close to my face and sneezing the dust all over someone (which of course turns them gay), skipping and whistling whilst eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, tying the laces of my shoes together so I walk all funny, making bubbles in the bath tub, talking with ice cream on my tongue, and swimming in Chocolate Pudding Lake.

I'd like to meet:

Child actors with the one sole wish of being the first intergalactic super hero whose secret base is on the second moon of Jupiter. Maybe Da Jeez, as a carpenter, not a magician.

Music:

here's a SHORT list:
David Bowie (is god) Beatles, Rolling Stones, Smiths, Yes, Led Zepplin, Morrissey, Pixies, Fiona Apple, Daughters, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Medeski Martin and Wood, Return to Forever, Stanley Clarke, DiMeola, Satriani, Vai, Petrucci, Fela Kuti, Lenny White, Chick Corea, John Zorn, Afro Cuban All-Stars, Rush, Coheed and Cambria, Simon and Garfunkel, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, Buffalo Springfield, Neil Young, Talking Heads, Pink Floyd, Radiohead, Braid, Arcade Fire, My Bloody Valentine, Velvet Underground, Emerson Lake and Palmer, King Crimson, Cure, Clash, New Order, Joy Division, Blood Brothers, Locust, Some Girls, Zappa/Mothers of Invention, Cars, Police, Siouxsie, Larry Harlow/Orchestra Harlow/Fania All Stars, Sun Ra, Gene Krupa, Buddy Rich, John McLaughlin/Mahavishnu Orchestra, Herbie Hancock/Headhunters, Charlie Parker, Wes Montgomery, Lead Belly, Woody Guthrie, Miles Davis, Me Without You, Dylan, Weather Report, Jaco Pastorius, Coltrane, Mingus, Thelonius Monk, Mars Volta, At the Drive In, Marcus Miller, Neutral Millk Hotel,
VICTOR WOOTEN!!!!!!!!
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Movies:

I like movies, but if I ever find myself watching one more than once, I always stop and wonder why I wasn't doing something more productive like writing or playing an instrument.

Television:

Is a great thing to stare at when you want to vacate your mind.

Books:

i only read the philosophies written on bathroom stalls, as they're ALWAYS words to live by.

Heroes:

In no particular order:
David Bowie
Paul McCartney
Spiderman
The Beatles

My Blog

tagged

Okay, here are the rules, once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 6 weird things/habits about yourself. Then you need to pick 6 other people to tag and list their names. You need to leav...
Posted by THE FOIL KING!!! on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 12:43:00 PST

Dr. Geisel and Mr. Burroughs...together at last!!!

twelve turtles twiddle twinkling tom thumbs whilst twirling the twin twang of two tart tuesday tangerines.five fiddlemonks flail as flagrantly fleeting flower flunks flounder on flat flidder-flukes.si...
Posted by THE FOIL KING!!! on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 02:23:00 PST