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Life's a big banana sandwich

I am not the sort of person to condone the use of hard drugs, liquor, womanising and violence, but i

About Me

Well, i'm Matt, a 30 yr old Super Middleweight Kickboxer from up in the hills, an explorer in the further regions of experience! Mad into martial arts, currently training in a Muay Thai club in Wilmslow! Enjoy going to the gym, swimming, mountain biking and the occasional beer! Live for my friends, my 3yr old nephew, my family and Fridays. Work as an Mortgage Adviser for OK Finance, and hope to go on to do Certificate in Financial Advice. Love driving my car, a 206, a bit faster than I should do, but hey. Recovering from spinal surgery, a discectomy of my bottom 2 discs, painful as fcuk! Promise to be back, stronger and faster than ever before! Beware all 75kg fighters in the North West, gonna open a can of whoop ass on ya!R.I.P. Gone, but not forgotten!! Steve H & Tom H. Love you both, hope the big guy upstairs is caring for you both. Say hi to Elvis and Bruce, if you see them! XAnother round, i'm on the ground, I raise my glass, i'm on my ass, i've never done anything wrong a such, i'm just a man, who drank too much!

My Interests

Fight correspondant for MMAUNIVERSE.COM Martial Arts/MMA, mountain biking, Hardcore toons, swimming, pub, gym (in no specific order) girls, mates!

I'd like to meet:

Genki Sudo, Royce Gracie, Frank Shamrock, Fedor Emilianko, Antonio (Minotauro) Noguiera (all mma fighters), Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Zhang Ziyi (grrrr) & Rex Hunt the Australian fishing LEGEND! Also like to meet my evil twin, who gets me in trouble all the time, bastard! Would love to go for a pint with the late Oliver Reed and George Best, imagine going for a beer with them??!!! Wicked! Met Bas Rutten & James Thompson 18/03/06 at the CageFighting at MEN, both really nice guys! Legends already met! Bas Rutten, Man Parris, James Thompson, LOFTGROOVER! DJ Freak, MC Eazee.

Music:

Where to start, everything from New Orleans jazz (nice) right upto gabba techno! An old raver (RIP Kinetic, sorely missed by many) into anything with a beat. Respect to the Loftgroover, LTJ Bukem & Conrad, Producer, Technotrance, DJ Freak, Lennie Dee, Rob G (KICK SOME SHIT) Easygroove, DHR Digital Hardcore Recordings, 3DOM, Dolphin, all the Gabba Mafia from North Wales & Kinetic Crew, Ruffneck Alliance, Industrial Strength, Rotterdam Termination Source, Human Resource!! HATE all you boy bands, there is a place in hell for each one of you. Bring back the Doors! COLDCUT, Arctic Monkeys, Stone Roses, Happy Mondays, Ozzy, (you rule dude), Pantera, Ministry, Sepultura, Motley Crue, Rock 'n' Roll, Punk, Thrash Metal, Tupac, Metallica, NWA, Snoop, WuTang, B.I.G, DRE, LTJ Bukem, Sepultura, Dj Quik, Pendulum, and on and on and on.................!!!! Big up the Mood Bassment Boys, the Buxton Gabba Mafia!! HARDCORE WILL NEVER DIE RESPECT TO THE BELIEVERS! Peace out

Movies:

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, Where Buffalos Roam, Enter the Dragon, Prodigal Son, Robocop, Crouching tiger, Hero, Big trouble in little china, anything as long as it involves martial arts, bad dubbing, bad haircuts or any combination of the 3!! Hate chick flicks!

Television:

Bullseye, no soaps, documentries (boring i know) motorsports, and martial art programmes, ultimate fighting. TWC Fight, anything with big ass predators in,

Books:

Fear and loathing in las vegas (RIP Hunter)!! Geoff Thommson's books, awe inspiring, Clarkson,

Heroes:

Bruce Lee. R.I.P.