Forgive me I am totally redoing this.

Me and Asperger? I am a little weird so you may want to read this. It also explains that while I am getting better, its tough to communicate I don't talk when I should and some times say the wrong thing at the wrong time, but that is what makes me who I am and my partners and friends like me just the way I am :) I am unique .

I don't always read people well , so I tend to error on the side of caution. That makes me the weird quiet guy . I hate that. I would talk all day long if I knew it would be ok.
, I have gotten to the point that I am a flirt and Tease , I like to rub people . Hopefully in the right way. (If you want to hire me let me know). In fact I have a myspace just for that--its new so I could use a bunch of new friends there. In public, you may find me rubbing..... hands, shoulders, necks and low backs are easy. Sometimes I do feet or legs (If you can't tell I love feet), but they are a bit harder to do in public.
I don't care if you are gay or str8, boy or girl (I am basically str8 but not narrow, and I have a ton of gay friends). I respect people. That is a part of my erroring on the side of caution. I tend to be Yet, I end up being almost more touchy feely with people I know I won't be going home with.
Due to my work, I used to say don't hit on me . I must modify that statement a little. I keep a professional boundary with work clients . If you think I am cute, or like me let me know before you become a client . Now I must say I like companionship, and since I can't read people feel free to hit on me Don't expect . but I will rub randomly throughout the day i.e. in line at the store, movies, on the couch, etc, but a true / real one hour
In short, I am a cuddle slut, and for sanity welcome contact/TOUCH.... careful. More of who I would meet under "I'd like to meet: below
I am a Haunted House Geek... It means I don't get to do the Ren Fair often, but the adrenalin rush is awesome.
Hi, I am me. I am different, and myself. That is about all I can say. I have finally found a reasonable place uptown near Tulane.

I do massage therapy. I like to live life fully. Play in the park, dance the night away, soak in a bubble bath and cuddle. I live day by day. In 05, 06, 07, I have been in a Troupe doing events in the Midwest...Mostly doing shibari, flogging, human plates, foot shows, etc. I would like to do something similar here. I want to meet people who want to play privately or put on a show.
I have faith, my beliefs may be unique, but its what I believe. I grew up Catholic, and that is a core. Think "What Dreams May Come"... Your heaven may be my hell. After all we have no idea what may come, so I am positive, and cautious while pushing the envelope.
"Frolicking Beyond Boundries With Restraint" I am me, my self, and I. Yes, I am an individual. I tend to be Laissez-faire. Yet live life to the fullest. I may follow friends, but The balance is not to be alone. I like local stuff over the big commercial thing. Casual but conscious and basically professionally presentable. I would rather eat at that hole in the wall that you are surprised can stay open. Don't be a zombie

Hate the cold except because I like the change in weather, but seek warmth. I like to play in the rain, take bubble baths with my girl, keep active, do some yoga, be adventurous, all this so I can live life fully. I love being barefoot running in the grass, playing in the mud, or lounging around the house.So I guess I like Either way I like And I like to get my vitamin D naturally.

Oh yea there is more. I like chocolate, and I am a sucker for the unhealthy. Except for those few occasions that I skip licking to the center of a lolly pop I do pretty good at being healthy. ( Moderation, and avoid --After all I am a natural health professional) I just don't like to go overboard. Might as well live life. The biggest thing that lengthened life is the reduction of infant mortality. Natural medicine and common sense* worked well for thousands of years before .."they could make more $$$ on synthetics."the drug companies decided ( *Common sense something lacking in modern life--stop suing everyone and take responsibility--plus we don't want to pay more just so you can be rich)

And more, I am touchy feely. No, not the smother type. I do like to cuddle and hang out. I'll rub your back randomly and everyone else’s. I much prefer a good firm touch over that light annoying thing.

I have lived in the country, a small town, the burbs, and the middle of the city. No nothing to be scared of well except perhaps the burbs. I like the city, but I also like the country…. Anything but the burbs and the wacky neighbors.

I have faith!

I don't like pushy people weather its trying to convince me of something or because you like me its just a turn off, and I'll end up running away. I can be pushy and will do my own thing, but I try to look at both sides and consider what others are going through... please show the same respect.

I don't get jealous, but

I am a casual person and Laissez-faire most of the time. I am typically a t-shirt and jeans kinda guy. But enjoy dressing up sometimes. I do not like suits but something a bit more wild and crazy almost shocking--Well I can be shocking I just try to avoid people that are shocked too easily especially when I do that—and that is more than just dress I have an alt side too. Why is it girls get to have all the fun.

I like a girl like me. Someone who does not always feel the need to primp, but can have fun too. From the casual girl next door to a fairy, gaudy, hippy, earthy, or blackened and pale person, but most of the time is just natural and themselves. That also means they should be there own person. Someone who does something because I like it, but also because they want to not as a requirement most of the time.

Basically I like people* who are down to earth, not high maintenance, creative, fun, and not a lazy couch potato. But am good to all. (*people, animals, and all living things)

I am not the tallest. No, I don't have a complex, but it is a nice excuse for requesting that you not wear high heels. Its just not healthy flats or flip flops are nice. Flip Flops are nice cause they give the freedom without the risk of damage and allow one to lose them to go barfuss. (Ok I can hear it now so I'll respond. As far as health goes Flip Flops don't provide support, but they are better than tight shoes and much better than heels. They are almost like going barefoot the way god made us.)

And above all, I'll be there for you.

Wow how's that for an update.... I am sure there is more, but its good for now.

I like poi especially fire poi.

Once again, I believe I am an aspie. That makes it harder for me to socialize. Thus I keep quiet. It does not mean I don't want to, or anything. Sometimes I'll say something that I shouldn't or at the wrong time. Hey it me, we are all weird. It makes me better at work, and hyper aware. I don't always look you in the eye. In fact some go so far as to say it hurts and breaks down communication with an aspie. I also wonder off every so often....keeps me in good spirits... I have a full list I'll share with you some time.

I like to keep busy. What can I say life is better when you are doing stuff... even if that is smelling the roses. I am active and healthy. Go to fires with the Red Cross. Play ultimate frisbee, do yoga or piyo, live life fully, Love the outdoors. Would rather it be hot than freezing. I like camping, floating, getting and giving massages. The country is nice, quiet, natural, free, full of life you know all the growing plants; the city is so happening full of life, music, stuff and more; The burbs are bad not unique, stifling (I am not spelling now its free typing), and just repetitive, picky, nosy, weird in a bad way neighbors. Anti social, etc. more to come.