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slop merchant

AIDS is finally funny!

About Me

Here's a good one: "People call me onion dick. Why? because when you see me nekkid, it'll bring a tear to your eye." Arse off, yer gaylord.

My Interests

YOUR MUM'S GASH HAHAHAHA etc etc it's probably not interesting per se, but the immediate thought of myself perusing your Mum's genitalia exhorts triviality and convuluted rationale concerning said interests.

I'd like to meet:


My World Visitor Map!

Music:

Procul Harem right now. Old, and like, groovey man.

Books:

Georges Marvellous fucking Medicine!

My Blog

gorillas

am going to borneo for a while, no one else wanted to go fuck i dont care ill fuckin go by myself cunts fuck.
Posted by slop merchant on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:22:00 PST

gorillas

am going to borneo for a while, no one else wanted to go fuck i dont care ill fuckin go by myself cunts fuck.
Posted by slop merchant on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:22:00 PST

gorillas

am going to borneo for a while, no one else wanted to go fuck i dont care ill fuckin go by myself cunts fuck.
Posted by slop merchant on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:22:00 PST

live earth

thank god all those big concerts stopped global warming the other day. what's that, they didn't stop a fucking thing? i could of sworn getting a bunch of second rate, past their prime musicians&...
Posted by slop merchant on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:47:00 PST

nature karma

i went for a nice drive up to the hills on the weekend. on the way, i struck and killed a native parrot with my car, which made me feel terrible. however, on the way home, i ran over a feral cat,...
Posted by slop merchant on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 06:39:00 PST

experiment

I was bored yesterday so I decided to see how long I could go without water for. 12 March, 2007. Day 1. Get to work: no water. chuck bottle in bin. fish it out later realising i will need it again at...
Posted by slop merchant on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:18:00 PST

testing my own swearing knowledge

how many swear words and racial slurs can i come up with in 3 minutes at work: cunt fuck shit piss balls vag dick prick boong gook kyke cock tits fart turd coon heeb jap chink nigger arse ass bum...
Posted by slop merchant on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:03:00 PST