Mike

If you're like me you probably just want to check out the pics and carry on, but for those of you with nothing better to do than read my inane babblings, here ya go. I'm a 29 year old army geek living in Nowheresville, New Brunswick with my fiancee Shelley, my son Hunter, and step-daughter to be Ashlyn. I have a dark, sarchastic, sometimes dry, and often described as "peculiar" sense of humour that I often use to test the limits of what is deemed by the chain of command to be "Acceptable Behavior." I also have an incredibly low tolerance for stupidity, which when combined with the aforementioned wit and my vindictive nature is not always conducive to career progression. By and large I use my gift for satire for evil purposes such as demonstrating command failings and to poke fun at other things that piss me off. Trying to see what I can get away with on a daily basis not only keeps my cookie cutter existence in the forces a bit more tolerable, it also keeps people wondering what the hell I'm going to do next. I like to shock, surprize, and confuse people, it makes things more interesting for everybody. The funny thing about this is that all of the attention...good, bad, bewildered...seems to actually be advancing my career rather than halting it. It wasn't until I stopped giving a fuck that things started to happen for me. Maybe I should go on a high school speaking circuit and share my worldly wisdom with the young and impressionable.