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Jessica

I am here for Friends

About Me

If you wrote me off I'd understand it.
Cuz I've been on Some other planet.
So come pick me up
I've landed.

My Interests


Computers, Kenpo Karate, music, working out, my dog, computers, home repair, computers, smoking.

I'd like to meet:

More people like you.

Music:

Belle & Sebastian, Ben Folds Five, Squirrel Nut Zippers

Movies:

Monty Python's Holy Grail, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Trainspotting, Rat Race, Primal Fear, Clerks, Goonies, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Television:

The Young Ones, Trailer Park Boys, Sherlock Holmes, Bottom, Red Dwarf, Spaced, A Bit of Fry & Laurie, Jeeves & Wooster, Jonathan Creek, QI, CSI, Father Ted, My Name is Earl, Lost, Monk, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Everybody Hates Chris

Books:

Neal Stephenson, Stephen Fry, anything with pictures

Heroes:

Bill Gates, Adrian Edmonson, Stephen Fry, Chuck Norris, your mom

My Blog

Zen and the Art of Joint Locking

I think I have figured out how to "channel my chi" or something. How to "zen out" when stressed. About six months ago (or more), I joined this second karate class. It's not through a registered Tracy'...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:39:00 PST

The MySpace Profile Editor is Shit

I used to have an awesome MySpace layout, thanks to the teachings of this guy. But I took a peek at my profile the other day (which is something I rarely do) and I noticed a bunch of my text was jumbl...
Posted by Jessica on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:51:00 PST

You can call me Shodan.

So, I thought you all should know that on Wednesday, September 5, 2007, Tom and I became 1st Degree Black Belts in Tracy's Kenpo Karate.In short this means that we are now certifiably able to kick you...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:17:00 PST

Diversions on Teh Interwebs and How I Want a TV

You may not believe this, but I don't spend that much time online.Well, scratch that - I am always online. From 9 to 5 I am online because of work. In the evenings in the summer, when nothing else is ...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 09:20:00 PST

A Long Survey

Yet another one from Ken. So far he's sent "A Deep Survey" and "A Long Survey." Can't wait until he sends the "Hard" and "Wet" surveys! :)1. Does someone have a crush on you?No. 2. Last thing you ate?...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 07:46:00 PST

Deep Thoughts (a survey from Ken)

Once again, not that Ken, the other one :)1 - Why are you best friends with your best friend?I think maybe destiny. There's no real reason we ended up together but we clicked and we're so good at bei...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 06:47:00 PST

Bulletin 9 (another survey)

This one is from my dude Ken. Not that Ken, the other one :)1. What highway do you drive on the most?Hmm...271 I s'pose2. When was the last time you bought a bathing suit?Probably 2 years ago when I w...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 06:02:00 PST

5 Television Memes I Would Like Us To Use More

I watch a lot of television. Unfortunately, it would seem that no one else I know watches a lot of television. Or, if they do, they're not talking.Since I have very little life outside of television, ...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 07:59:00 PST

A Bit of a Twist on a Bulletin Post (featuring my friends!)

My long-lost friend Dennis H. posted a fill-me-out bulletin the other day, and on a whim I not only replied back to him but I also sent it out as a bulletin myself.Not too many people replied, but I l...
Posted by Jessica on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 07:29:00 PST

It's Official - My Brother's Wedding Was AWESOME!!

Where have I been?I've been getting ready for Bob's wedding.You'd think "now Jess...it's not YOUR wedding. You're not even IN the wedding - what gives?" Apparently when your one and only brother gets ...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 09:24:00 PST