I think I'm funny, you won't. I think I'm handsome, so does my mom. When I sweat, I smell like chicken noodle soup. I play the drums, badly. I'm in a band, they kinda hate me though. I like girls, so do the girls I like. I'm cool with kids, as long as they are cool kids. I was a soldier, worst time of my life. Bad with money, but my mom is Jewish? My words come out unfiltered, you'll be offended. I like to put my body through hell, so it will get used to it. I say dear and lovely way too often for a straight guy, I'm 1/8th gay I guess. You can all suck my balls, smile and forgive me. I am sorry.)
