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You be Samson, I'll be Delilah....

What a difference a day makes...

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Wow- so you wanna know about me?? OK. I'm a piece of work, actually, and most people don't understand it. It's cool. For the select few that stick around long enough to get to know me, they love me, and thus I have the most AMAZING group of friends ever. I have a really eclectic personality and I'm easily amused. I love to be the center of attention. I dance naked throught the house when nobody's home. I was a vegetarian for almost 3 years, but tonight I'm grillin' steak. I think the whole world should revolve around COLORGUARD!! I love my family- but they drive me nuts. I'm Irish, and some people say that makes me an alcoholic, but it's not the heritage that does it to ya- I just like beer. I can't leave the house without my cell phone. My favorite place in the whole world is the beach. I would legally change my name to Desdemona if I thought I could get away with it. I think the whole world is half-baked all the time. Yes- I am a ParrotHead... and it's true: I love Jimmy Buffet. I'm a bartender at the Hard Rock Cafe- because I needed a job where I could be as loud and obnoxious as I normally am, without pissing anybody off. I'm not ashamed of who I am (EVER), and if you don't like it, I'll be glad to send you a very detailed note on just where you can stick it- thankyouverymuch. I'm hot, I'm funny, I'm a GIRL WITH A BRAIN- and since that isn't found very often, it makes me pretty goddamn special. I'm talented, and I know it. I won't stoop to your level. I'm a hopeless romantic. I'm girly- and still very strong. I'm a drama queen. I live for the moment. I wear too much glitter. I don't realize it when I offend you (or maybe I just don't care.) I'm outspoken. I'm a feminist (mostly the cause of being brought up with 3 brothers and constantly having to defend myself from atomic wedgies). I'm the complete opposite of everything you perceive me to be.
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Name: Kimberly McCool
Birthday: July 8, 1981
Birthplace: Miami, FL
Current Location: Miramar, FL
Eye Color: Brown w/gold specks
Hair Color: Currently "Blondish"- but not for long!!
Height: 5'6'' of awesomeness!!!
Right Handed or Left Handed: What are we talking about here???
Your Heritage: 100% Irish American- don't be jealous.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Skin Sandals...
Your Weakness: Coldstone Ice Cream/ Cute Boys..
Your Fears: Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Extra Cheese, Sausage and Pineapple.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finally finish college, Perform again...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: "How the hell did I get here??" or "Who's going to get me some coffee??"
Your Best Physical Feature: I have 2... Really large... Round.... EYES.
Your Bedtime: ha ha ha.... I don't sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: World Class Finals 2002- The End of The Road.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke- Pepsi is STILL white trash....
MacDonalds or Burger King: Sonic- once you've had it there's no going back.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither- gross.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate (who answers vanilla??)
Cappuccino or Coffee: At this point, BOTH.
Do you Smoke: I'm trying not to... amazing but true...
Do you Swear: oh christ....
Do you Sing: Not very well.
Do you Shower Daily: at least twice a day- don't be disgusting.
Have you Been in Love: Once.
Do you want to go to College: I want to finish college.
Do you want to get Married: Of course.
Do you belive in yourself: Absolutely- I kick ASS!!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell yeah- who wouldn't??
Are you a Health Freak: Well... I never sleep, I drink like a fish, I smoke a pack a day and I gave up dancing for an amazing sport called Ass-Sitting. So I'm pretty sure I qualify for that Freak thing...
Do you get along with your Parents: They are amazing.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I live in Florida- do I have a choice.
Do you play an Instrument: Yeah- the skin flute....
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I tried to get it by I.V. but the bartender said no... So I guess I had to drink it.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes- more than ever, actually.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I wish- too bad though.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes- thank you. :)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes- all thanks to Julie's amazing wedding.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: all at once? or spread out over the month??
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: gross, no.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Do bar tops count??
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No again. I'm starting to sound boring....
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not that I'm aware of.
Ever been Drunk: Have I ever NOT been drunk??
Ever been called a Tease: Almost Daily.
Ever been Beaten up: hello? me? I don't think so, ho.
Ever Shoplifted: Negative
How do you want to Die: I'm gonna live forever- if the good die young.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A grown up...
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Dark- just as long as he doesn't have it colored or anything.... I mean, could you imagine your boyfriend sitting in the salon having his hair wrapped in those tin foil thingies reading "Modern Hair"??? Gross.
Short or Long Hair: who cares about these things??
Height: Taller than me.... doesn't take much.
Weight: again- who cares??
Best Clothing Style: ??!!??!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Alot
Number of CDs I own: None- I have an IPOD that KICKS ASS!!!
Number of Piercings: a few
Number of Tattoos: They're cute... that's all you need to know.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing. Ever.
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My Interests

Color Guard, Winter Guard, Dance (Ballet, Jazz, Lyrical, Modern, Funk and Hip Hop), Music, Movies, THE BEACH, Surfing, Jimmy Buffet, FUN....

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Music:

I think music should feed the soul... I like all styles of music that exclude violence and prejudice. I like music that speaks to a person, and depending on what kind of mood I'm in, that always changes.
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Movies:

My favorite all time movie is: The Princess Bride. Yes, it's true... I am a hopeless romantic, and I am full of pretty lines. I LOVE romantic comedies, and I HATE horror movies. On the less serious side, anything with Jackie Chan or Jay and Silent Bob: I'll watch.

Television:

TV rots your brain. Go outside. Get off your ass and DO SOMETHING.

Books:

Wow... I read A LOT. I just finished Wicked- which was AMAZING. I love Shakespeare and have copies of all of his work. Ann Rice and Shel Silverstein are my favorite authors... oh, and Jill Conner Browne- THE Sweet Potato Queen.

Heroes:

My Father and my Mema (my Great Grandmother) are my heroes. They have shaped me as a person, taught me more about life, love, and the importance of a hard day's work than I could ever thank them for... Everything I am is due to these two people.Your results:
You are Wonder Woman Wonder Woman 100% Iron Man 90% Robin 80% The Flash 75% Superman 70% Green Lantern 65% Supergirl 60% Spider-Man 55% Catwoman 50% Batman 20% Hulk 20% You are a beautiful princess
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My Blog

BARTENDERS!!!!!!

Someone once pointed out to me the fact that there seems to be a micro-economy in the service industry. Restaurant workers take their tip money out to bars and clubs at night and give it to the barten...
Posted by You be Samson, I'll be Delilah.... on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 07:14:00 PST

With Hope...

Thank you Ani... for being my voice so many times when I was not strong enough to speak for myself. Why is my connection with the world best defined by music? Why is it that a melody has the power to ...
Posted by You be Samson, I'll be Delilah.... on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:46:00 PST

F*** You!!!!

Think I'm going for a walk now I feel a little unsteady I don't want no one to follow me except maybe you I could make you happy, you know if you weren't already I could do a lot of things and I do &...
Posted by You be Samson, I'll be Delilah.... on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:41:00 PST

Hey there Desperado...

"Desperado"Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? You been out ridin' fences for so long now Oh, you're a hard one I know that you got your reasons These things that are pleasin' you Can hurt y...
Posted by You be Samson, I'll be Delilah.... on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:39:00 PST

It's the Grey Area that Kills me.....

It's the "grey area" that kills me..... the uncertain, the unsure... the part of life that leaves me open, and vulnerable to what you might do to me. Maybe I would stand around being the fool if I had...
Posted by You be Samson, I'll be Delilah.... on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:02:00 PST

Why didn't anybody tell me....

.... That the answers to all of life's problems cannot be found in the bottom of a bottle? ....That you cannot drink to drown your sorrows? .....and that my sorrows learned how to swim??...
Posted by You be Samson, I'll be Delilah.... on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:02:00 PST

With Every Goodbye...

Tonight- in the tinest (and hottest) little no-where coffee shop... north miami ghetto... my best friend, my father and I were witness to some of the most beautiful music made today. If you are lookin...
Posted by You be Samson, I'll be Delilah.... on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:19:00 PST

Today's Horoscope!!!

For the first time ever, you're only listening to one authority figure: yourself. This is especially true regarding emotional matters. You've been worried for too long about doing right by others. Now...
Posted by You be Samson, I'll be Delilah.... on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 03:47:00 PST

For my love...

I have seen so much of the world... and at the same time I have seen nothing. I have lived forever and still I am a child... I have laughed and cried and had my heart broken... I have seen moment...
Posted by You be Samson, I'll be Delilah.... on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 12:52:00 PST

I can't make you..

Turn down the lights, turn down the bed Turn down these voices inside my head Lay down with me, tell me no lies Just hold me close, don't patronize - don't patronize me Cause I can't make you love me ...
Posted by You be Samson, I'll be Delilah.... on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 12:09:00 PST