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About Me

Hi, I'm Joe. This is myspace, not yours. Long time visitors will notice a new look for 07. I figured a change was overdo. Not just on here but in life in general. Since this site does cause and/or end 94% of all drama though, I figured it was as good a place as any to get the ball rollin. You'll notice a lot more pictures on here. It's my gift to you so you can stop bitching about having to read stuff. I realize that 14-49yrs is not long enough for everybody to get that whole reading thing down. I'm not sure why the fuck you thought the internet was a good place for you if you're one of those people, but then I really don't care either. The point is your here. And your probably going to annoy me before you leave. I've accepted that this is the way of life and learned to deal with it. I consider myself a juggalo. I realize that such a statement will immediately cause you to think that I'm a complete moron and your now waiting for me to spout some nonsense about how ICP is the greatest thing ever and I'll kill you in the face if you don't agree. Well, you won't find that here. Maybe your looking for that 'special someone'. Yeah, they aren't here either. Thinning hair? Can't help ya. A large portion of everything I say is, in some way, a reference to wrestling or something I saw on homestarrunner.com. I also tend to blatantly steal words and phrases from friends and associates without ever giving proper credit. Copyright infringement is a recreational activity. More words that you are either not reading or just not paying attention to. If anyone reads all this, I'll be....fuckin suprised.body{ background-color:rgb(0,0,0); background-image:url(www.fortunecity.com/olympia/mcmahon/48/ nwo.gif); background-position:center center; background-repeat:no-repeat; background-attachment:scroll; scrollbar-face-color:rgb(0,0,0); scrollbar-base-color:rgb(0,0,0); scrollbar-3dlight-color:rgb(0,0,0); scrollbar-shadow-color:rgb(0,0,0); scrollbar-darkshadow-color:rgb(0,0,0); scrollbar-highlight-color:rgb(0,0,0); scrollbar-track-color:rgb(0,0,0); scrollbar-arrow-color:rgb(0,0,0); }body, div, p, strong, td, .text, .blacktext10, .blacktext12, a.searchlinkSmall, a.searchlinkSmall:link, a.searchlinkSmall:visited{ color:rgb(255,255,255); font-weight:normal; font-style:normal; text-decoration:none; text-transform:lowercase; font-family:Courier new,sans-serif; } a

My Interests

ThunderCats;wrestling; ROH

Music:

, Blaze, ABK, Dark Lotus, Psychopathic Rydas, , Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Godsmack, Weird Al, Poison, Motley Crue, Vanilla Ice, 80s hair metal, early 90s pop rap .."http://hellyeah.streetwise.com/sw.php?a=HSJKLHDKJHDDUUIDH JKH&u=152383&m=3687/9999999/hellyeah_banner2.gif"

Movies:

- BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!! Planes, Trains & Automobiles; Dawn of the Dead(remake); La Bamba; Gone In 60 Seconds; Nightmare On Elm Street series; horror movies in general; Big Money Hustlas

Television:

I really don't watch much tv anymore but here's some shows I do enjoy or will at least sit through if I can't come up with something better to do or can't find the remote: Prison Break; WWE Raw; WWECW; TNA ImPact!(I have no idea why it's spelled like that. My best guess is that once you get a tv deal nothing has to make sense anymore); South Park; American Idol; Chappelle's Show; Viva La Bam; Pimp My Ride; Amazing Race; Mr. Rogers Neighborhood; Price Is Right; TMNT

My Blog

Im Lovin It!

So Monopoly is back at McDonald's and the holiday season is right around the corner. This combination means the time to come together is now. With your help, I can win fabulous cash and pr...
Posted by Joeberg on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:53:00 PST

Tangent 2K7

This blog's been in the works for awhile so if you ain't got your readin glasses handy and sittin in a nice comfy chair you maybe wanna try back later. Now, let's get random.Emo Kids- shut the f...
Posted by Joeberg on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 06:04:00 PST

Blatant gimmick stealing. Check it out yo

Step 1: Put your iPod or whatever on random.Step 2: Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song an...
Posted by Joeberg on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:22:00 PST

Fall Tour recap pt. 2: Fort Duck & more

So after driving around aimlessly for awhile we found Fort Duck. It was a big ass hill with a hollowed out area in the middle where the Candian army could hide(if there was such a thing). ...
Posted by Joeberg on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 04:37:00 PST

Fall Tour 2006 recap

You should already know if your seeing this that this is gonna be long as fuck. That's how I roll. How long is fuck anyway? I think somebody needs to put some definitive answers on f...
Posted by Joeberg on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:02:00 PST

JR aint got shit on me

Stop. Go get a beverage. Maybe a snack. I'll wait. Alright, we ready now? Minimize the porn. I'll wait some more. Alright now th...
Posted by Joeberg on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 06:28:00 PST

The Rainbow Bridge

This is a thing that the vet's office gave us the other day. I just found it this morning and I like it so I'm puttin it up. There is a bridge connecting Heaven and Earth. It is ca...
Posted by Joeberg on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:55:00 PST

Remembering Sparky part 1

My best friends name is Sparky Joe Goller. He is my puppy. He is a mix between a poodle and a German Shepherd. I first met Sparky in a barn in Indiana when he was just a little bitty puppy. Him &...
Posted by Joeberg on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 05:57:00 PST

Every Year A New Adventure...

WARNING: THIS BLOG WILL BE LONG AS FUCK So I just got home this afternoon from the Gathering of the Juggalos. It was in a lil town about 1/2 east of Columbus, OH this year bc we got kicked...
Posted by Joeberg on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 07:11:00 PST

IWA King of the Deathmatches

WARNING: This blog contains very graphic images. If you don't like the site of blood or someone damn near gettin killed maybe you should just stop here. Wow......they weren't fuckin around...
Posted by Joeberg on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 11:15:00 PST