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About Me

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I'm a professional Jerk
and a part-time Pirate. (ARGGGH)
I also dabble in a little recreational woman hating.
My attention is drawn instantaneously to chrome and other shiny things. I have a blood disorder that sporadically renders me unconscious and is only common in Jack Russel terriers. I smoke less than a pack a month. I think that all card games besides poker and blackjack are made up in an attempt to confuse me or force me to drink. I believe in the "cosmic sea monkeys" theory of creation. I once froze to death on the way to work. I collect archaic and and uncommon weapons(metal flail whip, gunblade, knuckleduster...) My worst fear is:
A deskjob!
I have an "embattled duality" tattoo theme from two different artists. My bullet holes were done by Drx. Bob. And my wings were done by JES from Urban Graphixx. There are pictures in my pictures section(duh). They both do INCREDIBLE work.
My bullets(before completion): by Drx. Bob, Prime Time Tattoos
My Wings: by JES, Urban Graphixx
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My Interests

The City of Troy

Local Hardcore Shows
Ultimate Frisbee

Postal 2 @ Scottshome, Lazzzerman, and Mr.D's

Monkeys.

I'd like to meet:

UNCLE SAM!!!

A friggin' lot of people in a dark Troy alley with a metal stick. (Yeah, a fuckin' stick!)

Music:

My tastes are all over the place and change pretty frequently. I'm basically into rock, metal, hardcore, TROYCORE , and NON-RADIO rap. I HATE radio rap. It's all cookie cutter garbage with bought and sold beats ripped from the BEST OF THE 70s albums that glorifies the worst parts of human behavior. I don't care much for Country either(probably just cuz I'm a city slicker). I don't care too much for most Jazz but I do enjoy the HELL out of some Blues.

Movies:

It's hard to pinpoint what kinds of movies I like. I like alot of obscure(and particularly BAD) movies that no one's ever heard of like ABERRATION or Galxies Are Colliding or Big Money Hu$tlas
Or I'll watch something as brilliantly done as The Count Of Monte Cristo and then throw in Freddy Got Fingered I like pretty much anything Dolph Lundgren or Christopher Walken ever did.
All those horribly dubbed Kung Fu flicks, and whatever the hell movie it was where the guy spit in a paper bag and made a hat out of it. THAT RULED!!! As far as Mega Series movies of my lifetime: Liked Rocky Liked Jaws Didn't Like Star Wars Didn't see what the big friggin' deal was about Lord of the Rings. LOVED The Matrix.

Television:

World Combat League!!! Best MMA promotion going. All strikes, NONE of that boring(and borderline gay porn) grappling and groundwork garbage!
I'll watch any of the Law & Order shows.
A whole lot of what's on the History and Discovery Channels interests me.
Metalocalypse,Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab, Thundercats, Dragonball Z...
I'm also guilty of watching the kids' Nickelodeon cartoons(even when they're not).

Books:

I've hated reading since Grade School. Thanks for that damn personal pan pizza...friggin' full year AND SUMMER 'BOOK IT' program. I was 8 years old, I just wanted to ride my damn BIKE!!! Video games beat books any day.

Heroes:

I prefer Villains. But I LOVE The Tick!!!! HONK IF YOU LOVE JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!

The Punisher

Chuck Norris

and Bill Brasky.

My Blog

Building structure from wreckage.

Well, if you haven't heard yet, Jenn walked out on me again. This time it looks permanent. That's all I'm sayin'.Anyway, we've nailed down a custody agreement and we've got a cold tr...
Posted by Owen on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 05:51:00 PST

Trip to JB and Tabbys (Long Island)

Ever have that friend that always says, "Come on down for a visit, you can stay here for a couple days" but you never do it? Well I did it. Went down to Long Islan...
Posted by Owen on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 09:43:00 PST

NEW SEASON OF WCL starts October 20th.

Yessir, and there's big things going on this year. For starters, a few of the more 'boring to watch' fighters have been removed or relegated to Alternate positions(most notably from the New York...
Posted by Owen on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:50:00 PST

the GOTJ 07 (Part I)

So...about 8 hours ago I got back from the Gathering of the Juggalos in Cave-in-Rock Illinois. WHAT A TRIP! I met up with Canadian Gina and British JayTee after a 7 hr bus trip to B...
Posted by Owen on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 04:09:00 PST

iPhone predicted in 1995

If anybody remembers the classic 1995 LucasArts thinkware dorkfest known as "The Dig" then you'd have to remember the "PenUltimate"" communicator.Look Familiar?...
Posted by Owen on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:56:00 PST

DragonForce

So I had heard the name mentioned a few times here and there and heard tale a few guys who drove a good distance to see them play whenever they got the chance. I had always thought the whole met...
Posted by Owen on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:51:00 PST

The Original Chuck Norris Fact (1986)

Stumbled upon this tonight. 4Chan be damned, this is what started it all. Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos comic....
Posted by Owen on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 05:16:00 PST

Chalk up another one for Boston

Well...unless the rock you live under gets bad reception you've heard about the Big Boston Shutdown over the Aqua Teen Hungerforce lights. A couple guys ran around hanging up light boards of Ign...
Posted by Owen on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:25:00 PST

Mexico And California

Anyone who has ever been in the same building with me when someone mentions Quentin Tarantino knows that I absolutely despise damn near everything about Mexico and California. From the location,...
Posted by Owen on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 12:56:00 PST

Coma Day

So every wednesday night I get 50000 phone calls and people say "Dude, it's your day off and you don't answer the phone!?" Well here's why:My work week starts on saturday night at 9:30 pm, and d...
Posted by Owen on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:26:00 PST