ÃœBERG33K - ProfilesArchive

About Me

To add me as a friend use big_johndenton at hotmail dot com
I am just sick of the bots out there adding me, but I'm always up for new friends.

Quote's of the day:

7/14/2004 I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe laces. (Jeremiah Robertson)
??/??/???? I've recently discovered how to unite gravity with the strong and weak nuclear forces and the electromagnetic force. This finally completes the much-sought-after Grand Unified Theory which confounded even Albert Einstein. But I'm not going to tell anybody what it is until somebody fixes my cable. (Charles Gulledge)
??/??/???? One, two, buckle my shoe.
Three, four, shut the door.
Five, six, pick up sticks.
Seven, eight, friggin' OCD housemate.
(Brad Simanek) ??/??/???? A good way to speed up a physical is to sing "Some Enchanted Evening" during the rectal exam -- but be on guard, 'cause things can get pretty weird if your doctor's favorite musical just happens to be "South Pacific." (Bob Van Voris) I suffer from Coulrophobia

My Interests

Lint , potato chips, Strongbad Emails , and most importantly playing Cooties

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE... It so lonely here in this box.
Cool People, StRaNgE People, basically anyone.

Music:

Styles:
Metal: Symphonic Black, Death Metal/Black, Heavy, Progressive, Scandinavian, Goth, Doom.
Rap: Horrorcore, Hardore, Gangsta, Dirty South, Hip-Hop.
Bands:
50 Cent, Absolum, Activate Morlack, Anthrax, Aphex Twin, Apotheosis, Art of Noise, Atmosphere, Ayreon or anything done by Arjen Lucassen, Barcode Brothers, Beatles, Beatnuts, Beldam, Biohazard, Black Gorilla Family, Boards of Canada, Brujeria, Burnt by the Sun, Cat Stevens, Control Machete, Cradle of Filth, Crass, Cypress Hill, D-12, Daft Punk, The Damned, Danzig, Delerium, The Devin Townsend Band, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Dimmu Borgir, DRI, The Dubliners, Eight Ball Grifter, Fantomas, Fatboy Slim, Flogging Molly, Fugazi, Genitortures, Grandfunk Railroad, Growling Mad Scientists, Guns 'n Roses, Hank III, Hocico, House of Pain, Incubus, Infected Mushroom, Infectious Grooves, Iron Butterfly, Jackson Five, Kittie, KMFDM, Kottonmouth Kings, Kovenant, Led Zeppelin, Lords of Acid, Mastadon, Mesh, Meshugga, Molotov, Mr. Bungle (or any Mike Patton Project), Nile, NIN, NOFX, Opeth, Orbital, Oysterhead, Pantera, PF Project, The Pogues, Project Pitchfork, RX, Sepultura, Skinny Puppy, Slayer, Slipknot, Sly and the Family Stone, Sneakerpimps, SOD, Soundgarden, Stray Cats, Sublime, Suicidal Tendancies, Sworn Enemy, Tech N9ne, Tiamat, Tool, The Tossers, Tricky, Type-O-Negative, Underworld, Violent Femmes, Wu-Tang Clan, Yngwie Malmsteen.

Movies:

Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Contact, Lord of the Rings (All 3), DONNIE DARKO, I dunno I own like 1,000 movies.

Television:

Ronco Infomercials

Books:

Replay - by Ken Grimwood

Heroes:

My Dad, Carl Sagan, and Steven Hawking

My Blog

Gathering of the Juggalos 2006 (PICTURES)

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Posted by ÜBERG33K on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:32:00 PST

Scoliosis is dead!!!!

Hurray!!! Scoliosis is dead. Ivory and her friend Jenn beat the crap out of it with hammers then took it to the dumpster. We hope that Snaggle-Tooth didn't see them doing it. We have replaced Scoliosi...
Posted by ÜBERG33K on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 09:56:00 PST

If World War II had been an RTS game, it would have gone a little something like this....

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.**Eisenhower has joined the game.**paTTon has joined the game.**Churchill has joined the game.**benny-tow has joined the game.**T0J0 has joined the game.**Roosevelt ha...
Posted by ÜBERG33K on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 11:29:00 PST

Just Bitchin'

I have been without my Sanyo - 8200 Phone for about a month now. I had it sent out for Warranty work. Every time I call for a status on the phone the CSR tells me that she will have a technician call ...
Posted by ÜBERG33K on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 11:57:00 PST

Snow

I hate snow. It makes it so you have to double the time it takes to get ANYWHERE. It took me over an hour to get to work this morning... FUCKED UP! ...
Posted by ÜBERG33K on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 06:06:00 PST

Personality Disorder

DisorderRatingParanoid:LowSchizoid:LowSchizotypal:LowAntisoc ial:ModerateBorderline:LowHistrionic:LowNarcissistic:Moderat eAvoidant:LowDependent:LowObsessive-Compulsive:Low-- Personality Disorder Test -...
Posted by ÜBERG33K on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST